Chapter 18 (2/2)

Ah, fucking piece of shi+t! Things have been so chaotic that I forgot all about that bitchass granny's edict! Prince Ren said he was going to get oodies, but it turns out he's a no-show! I try not to blow up “You nincompoop, where there is a policy, there is a countermeasure You can't eat meat on the street, but you can still cook it in your own kitchen!”

His head drops down again “But there isn't even a shadow of a meat merchant in the market…”

I scoff “So the black market doesn't exist?”

I wouldn't for a second believe that all the old and young reen leaves and radish skin for three days This little bastard looks pretty da out in the dark

Sure enough, he shuts up about this after I mention the black hness' guidance for”

I wave ain “Milord, the wang fellow is still locked up”

Oh Oh yeah I fucking forgot about that tanhua with this fiasco going on

“Don't keep hiet soet about the whole thing”

Xiao-Shun looks up atsince yesterday He's tossed all the food that we served him”

Another one, huh Self-starvation, huh I feelup a massive dumbbell with it Xiao-Shun coain, Your Highness?”

God, if this doesn't stop, I swear I' the meals, and make sure he eats it even if he doesn't want to! Tell that wang Rui, if he doesn't eat…” I grind my teeth “This prince will kill his entire house!”

Xiao-Shun quickly slips away to relay hten my collar I can't live like this I came to enjoy life, not to solve all these problems! I need to find soive a shi+t now!

“Hark!” Out pop a handful of servants waiting attentively I begin to dish out orders “You, bring rab soe into a silk outer robe and stuff the bills into my pocket I whip open my fan and strike a pose in front of the mirror Not bad, not bad The prince's face is a bit effeminate, but it's still super hot I brush aside two strands of loose hair and whistle as I stride towards the gates A few servants want to stop me but clearly dare not

“My Prince, at least take a fewout to relax I'll be back tonight Anyone who dares folloill have his head chopped!”

The lackeys and the gatekeepers all draw back their necks and stay in their spot That's right, Godaht, I'h the back door and turn onto the main road I've really wasteda stroll around town I'ht, eat what I've wanted to eat, look at what I've wanted to look at, do what I've wanted to do but never had the chance to! What was it the oldies said in their poems? Today's wine I drink today! Never let youth pass without indulgence!

I stick out ood sir, could I bother you to point est restaurant in town?”

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Chapter Nineteen

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