Chapter 7 (1/2)
Spring Once More ch7
Translator: ayszhang
Editor: Marcia
Beta reader: Dairytea
chapter 7
(Traditional Chinese cover scanned by Dairytea)
Chapter Seven
Mars just crashed into Earth Bush just bombed bin Laden No word or expression in this world could possibly describe ht now
If I were someone more timid, I would have foa, have seen things in ment I stay frozen for only six second – only six! – after hearing the pretty boy talk
And after those six seconds, I
do what anyone would do I dash towards the creature and pull open the loose
robe Flat Definitely a man
I look at him He looks back
at me
“My good man, are you
Ruoshui?”
He flashes a smile I crack
open my mouth back at him
Then I grab the jade pillow
froainst my head
The world goes black, and I
start floating again The hills are there The bridge is there The department
chief is there, too
“What have you done now?”
“What a, you ask?” Once
again, I findyou down
and de a refund! You sonuvabitch! You tricked me! That li’l prince was a
homo who keeps men around, wasn’t he?!”
The chief chuckles weakly “It
is indeed a tiny flaw, but nothing is perfect!”
“A tiny flaw?! I fucking told
you that I want lots of beautiful woot! I’m so
done with this shi+t You deal with it, and find me a normal body Now!”
The chief’s wrinkled face
turns blue, then red and finally white “Son, you really are too stubborn and
can’t see the truth”
The truth? I scoff, “Where do
I find truth in that?”
“Now, slon there” He
claps e and presses
doard until I a
the root of the issue Allow me to analyze this for you Noho have you
beco? The little prince In the Daxing
Empire, is there anyone above the little prince aside from the emperor? No, there
isn’t The prince indeed indulges in the passion of the cut sleeve, and to be
frank with you, he died because of it Hey, hey, hey! Take it easy and listen
to me So the little prince is a cut sleeve Who made him like that? No one He
is a cut sleeve because he is happy being a cut sleeve That is the key here”
fucking hell! I slap h
“What’s key about the prince being a cut sleeve?!”
The chief pats my shoulder
again “Son, are you a cut sleeve?”
I spring up “You’re a fucking
cut sleeve!”
He pushes me back down on my
ass “Well, there you go The problem is solved”
I glare at him “How the hell
is it solved?!”
“Why can’t you see?” He shakes
his head “The prince is a cut sleeve No grudges, no regrets No one forced
hi a cut sleeve, so he is Now you’re the prince, and you
answer to no one aside from the emperor If you don’t want to be a cut-sleeve,
then you don’t have to be, and nobody can say a thing Aht or am I
right?”
I consider it for a minute and
adood point The chief continues persuasively in my ear “There
are twenty or so male concubines in the Prince Tai manor It took but a
word froet them all there, so likewise it would take but a word
fro as it’s not the
wife or the throne of the eet with just one utterance You
have all the power you can ask for, son!”
“Chief” I nod approvingly “You
are a genius”
He beams as he pulls me up
“Then what are you waiting for? Hurry back before they put you back into the
coffin again”