Chapter 18.2 (1/2)

Sunday, December 23 Weather: Breeze (continue)

The youngster took the microphone continues to roar: ‘Hey, I say uncle, you’re so old le. It is time to go home and get yourself a daughter in-law. Ought to hold grandchild than hold grandchild. If have nothing then don’t fool around with other people’s girlfriend. Nowadays is not in trend where an *old cow eats young gra.s.s le. I suggest you go to 9 Street Nightclub to try out, that place got a lot of wealthy woman waiting to keep *pretty boy ne.’

* 老牛吃嫩草/lǎo niú chī nèn cǎoa: an old cow eats young gra.s.s (idiom); romance where the man is significantly older than the woman.

* 小白脸/xiǎo bái liǎn: pretty boy/gigolo

The DJ stopped the music, using few sarcastic pop guitar notes *to throw stones at someone who fell down and the whole place was cover with burst of laughter.

* 落井下石/luò jǐng xià shí: to throw stones at somebody who fell down a well (idiom); to hit a person who is down.

Yifan calmly pulled Si Si’s hand and said: ‘Honey, here is too trouble, not suitable for dating. Let’s go, I bring you to Rong s.h.i.+ Hua Ting. Over there I reserved all year round President Suite.’

The youngster from the stage change direction to Si Si: ‘Si Si, I’m sorry, I was wrong. Please forgive me this time, okay? I know you love me, you just do it to annoy me.’

Yifan pulled Si Si: ‘Let’s go darling, I have told the driver to wait for us at the entrance. My secretary has arranged candlelight dinner for us.’

Si Si obstruct Yifan: ‘…. hold on.’

‘Si Si! You forgive me ba. I really love you! In this world, I love you the most! If you want to see my heart, I will pull out for you to see!’ That youngster continue screaming at the microphone.

‘You…..’ Si Si hesitate to ask ‘You can’t raise your rage at me anymore?’

‘In future if I dare to raise my voice, I will be raped then killed. Body being dismembered, bleeding to death and bone turn into as.h.!.+’ The youngster at stage made a b.l.o.o.d.y cruel oath.

‘What about those clothes, shoes and bags ne?’

‘Buy, buy! Even if you want the whole Jinshan, I will sell kidney and liver to purchase for you.’

* Jinshan is a suburban district of Shanghai.

‘Oh! That is great!’ Si Si jumped, embraced Yifan’s neck and casually kiss his cheek ‘Uncle, thank you very much. If it were not you, that loathsome guy will never acknowledge his mistake and apologies!’ Once she has completed her saying, very skilfully jump to the stage, together with the youngster, pa.s.sionately exchange ‘French Kiss’.

The whole place was surrounded by the whistle sound, half was cheering to the winning couple on the stage who had reconciled and the other half was for the hateful Yifan who has lost to s.n.a.t.c.h away people’s girlfriend.

The embarra.s.sed Yifan standing among the crowd, looking at this parody, than saw me watching from the side.

‘Cheers!’ I smiled and raise my gla.s.s to pay tribute to cannon fodder.

The dispirited Yifan was holding a gla.s.s of wine, sitting next to me and asked: ‘You know……. she does it on purpose de?’

‘Of Course. Si Si is my neighbor. She and boyfriend has a fight, therefore wanted me to help her to look for a handsome guy to provoke her boyfriend. The purpose is, without doubt make him feel jealous, envy, hate and conveniently see the good side of her. At the end both successfully make up and happily ever after.’

Deceive ba, uncle! I patted Yifan’s shoulder ‘Not everyone can eat tender gra.s.s de.’