Chapter 4 (1/2)
August 27, Monday Weather: Cloudy to Partly Cloudy
‘Su, you just tell me… what kind of mind-set does he have!’ Over the weekend, I shared the exaggerated and misdeeds in my description of how evil Yifan was.
‘He ah…’
I was so ready to listen to Su’s advice.
‘To hear my professional advice, that would be 500 Yuan per hour. For anything less than half an hour, it will be considered as half an hour. If it is more than half an hour but less than an hour, an hour fee will be applicable. According to your case with your boss, it should take at least 2 hours. Since we have such a good relations.h.i.+p, I will give you a 30% discount.’
‘Forget it, you money-grubber!’
In the end, I did not get to understand the President’s mind-set. But I managed to clear my thought. Since he started the war with mean methods, this Miss will fight till the very end!
Su was not so unsympathetic. She did give me a word of advice: ‘Enemy is like a spring. If you are strong, than he will be weak.’
Early on Monday morning, after being inspired by Su words, I had clear up those unhappy mood. So, I proudly marched in and sat in President’s office.
He is needed to attend regular meetings and listen to subordinates report. After the hectic morning is over, he quietly sat down and begin to read reports. However, I manage to picked up some internal issues, so I took out my mobile phone and started playing snake eat beans.
‘d.a.m.n, I’m going to clear this level!’ After last week’s overload, my phone had seriously worn out and now it had crashed.
President looked up and handled me a note while saying: ‘Ms Guan, please help me to call this number.’
I took the paper with suspicious look. I wanted to asked who to call and what to said however he give me an att.i.tude look that indicating ‘you don’t need to know’ and continue with his work.
I called a few times without any success. I said: ‘President, no one answered’
He replied: ‘Call until you get through.’
I feel bored but continued to redial. Still no one is picking up the call. I began to wonder, maybe the number belongs to the yellow dress lady who dumped him. Suddenly I found him leaning against the window and somehow laughing at me for no reason. Because his back was toward the sun, hence, his face was hidden in a shadow. But the phone in his hands was flas.h.i.+ng and it reflect toward his face a layer of eerie blue.
I was startled and stammered: ‘This is… your phone number?’
He said: ‘I just want had to prove how bored you are.’
I realized that while waiting for the call to get connected, my fingers keep pressing at 2, 4, 8, 6 and other keys till it get numb. I felt so sad!
But when it comes to boring, still President, you are more boring!
I cowardly went back to the sofa. A moment later, a thought came into my mind. Once again the high spirit and bold Guan Xiao Bei is back!!
I walked a few steps toward President’s desk. In front of him I seductively leer at him, ‘wow’ ripe of my s.h.i.+rt and reveal my black lacy bra of 34B cup and stare at him. Then, he was under my beauty and powerful counterattack, he was totally defeated. Well, all men are hungry like a wolf.
Well, of course this happen only in my imagination.
This is what I read from the internet, ‘100 Tips to Control your Evil Boss’. In the no. 99th tip, when you are fed up with your boss, then use this matter. In a normal situation, if your boss is not too extremely hungry wolf, he will realize that he has force you into such a stage. Then he will reflect his action and behavior.
I start to take action…. Then I sadly discovered that reality is 100 times tougher than imagination….. I actually the hungry wolf. I hesitate went up to him, he put his hand on his chest.
President looked up at me, his eyes a little confused. He probably never thought that I would be so daring and come in front of him. He looked at me up and down, his eyes fell on my slightly open collar.
He asked: ‘What are you doing?’
My hand froze at my chest and I went back to my sofa.
It seems I can only use no.100th tip.