Part 7 (1/2)

CHAPTER V.

HOW AN ABSENT-MINDED MAN, THAT HATED WOMEN, TOOK A HOUSE BY THE WATER-SIDE, AND LIVED THEREIN WITH ONE SERVANT.

”Well, sir,” said Caleb Trotter, when the boat was pushed off, ”what do 'ee think of 'em?”

Mr. Fogo, whose wits had been wool-gathering, came to himself with a start. ”I think they are very good people.”

”You may say that! The likes o' those Twins you won't see again, not ef you live to be a hundred. Seems to me,” he went on reflectively, ”that Natur', when she turned out the fust, got so pleased wi'

herself that she was bound to try her hand at a dooplicity, just to relieve her feelin's.”

”A what?”

”A dooplicity, sir, otherwise another of the same identical.”

”Oh, I see.”

”Iss, sir. 'Tes like that rhyme about the Force o' Natur' what cudn'

no furder go, and you can't do 't agen, not ef you try all you know.”

”You are fond of poetry, I see,” said Mr. Fogo, with a smile.

”Puffec'ly dotes on et, sir.”

”Have you ever composed any yourself?”

”Once 'pon a time, sir,” said Caleb, pausing in his work, and leaning forward very mysteriously. ”Ef you cares to hear, I don't mind tellin' 'ee; on'y you must gi' me your Davy you won't let et out to n.o.body.”

Mr. Fogo gave the required promise.

”Well, 'twas in this way. Once 'pon a time, me an' old Joe Bonaday was workin' a smack round from Bristol. The _Betsy Ann_ was her name, No. 1077 o' Troy. Joe was skipper, an' me mate; there was a boy aboard for crew, but he don't count. Well us got off Ilfrycombe one a'ternoon--August month et was, an' pipin' hot--when my blessed parlyment, says Molly Franky--”

”Who was she?”

”Another figger o' speech, sir, that's all. Well, as I was a-sayin', on a sudden, lo and be'old! the breeze drops dead. Ef you'll believe me, sir, 'twas calm as the Sar'gossa Sea. So there we was stuck--the sail not so much as flappin'--for the best part o' two hour; at the end o' which time (Joe not bein' a convussational man beyond sayin'

'thankye' when he got hes vittles) I was gettin' a bit dumb-foundered for topicks to talk 'pon. 'Cos, as for the weather, there 'twas, an', as Joe remarked, 'twasn' going to move any more for our discussin' of et, nor yet cussin' for that matter.”

”I see.”

”Well, sir, we was driven at last to singin' a hymn to keep our speerits up. Leastways, the boy an' me sang, an' Joe beat time.

Then says Joe, 'Look 'ere, I'm a-goin' to allee-couchee ef et lasts like this.' 'Well,' I says, for I was gettin' desprit, 'have 'ee ever tried to make poetry?' 'No,' says he, 'can't say I have.' 'Well,' I says, 'I've oft'n wanted to. Let's ha' a shy. You go aft and think of a verse, an' I'll go forra'd an' make another, an' then us'll see which sounds best.' 'Done,' says he, an' off he goes.

”Well, I sits there for mor'n an hour, thinkin' hard, and terrable work I found et. At last Joe shouts across, 'Hav'ee done?

Time's up'; and I told 'un I'd done purty middlin'. So us stepped amids.h.i.+ps, and spoke out what us had made.”

Caleb made a long pause.

”I should like to hear the verses, if you remember them,” said Mr.

Fogo.