Part 3 (1/2)

[Ill.u.s.tration]

”Wait a while,” replied Hubert, whose nose was hidden in his cup; ”this new Wantley tipple is a vastly comfortable brew. What d'ye call the stuff?”

”Malvoisie, thou oaf?” said another; ”and of a delicacy many degrees above thy b.u.mpkin palate. Leave profaning it, therefore, and to thy refrain without more ado.”

”Most unctuous sir,” replied Hubert, ”in demanding me this favour, you seem forgetful that the juice of Pleasure is sweeter than the milk of Human Kindness. I'll not sing to give thee an opportunity to outnumber me in thy cups.”

And he filled and instantly emptied another sound b.u.mper of the Malvoisie, lurching slightly as he did so. ”Health!” he added, preparing to swallow the next.

”A murrain on such pagan thirst!” exclaimed he who had been toasted, s.n.a.t.c.hing the cup away. ”Art thou altogether unslakable? Is thy belly a lime-kiln? Nay, shalt taste not a single drop more, Hubert, till we have a stave. Come, tune up, man!”

”Give me but leave to hold the empty vessel, then,” the singer pleaded, falling on one knee in mock supplication.

”Accorded, thou sot!” laughed the other. ”Carol away, now!”

They fell into silence, each replenis.h.i.+ng his drinking-horn. The snow beat soft against the window, and from outside, far above them, sounded the melancholy note of the bell ringing in the hour for meditation.

So Hubert began:

When the sable veil of night Over hill and glen is spread, The yeoman bolts his door in fright, And he quakes within his bed.

Far away on his ear There strikes a sound of dread: Something comes! it is here!

It is pa.s.sed with awful tread.

There's a flash of unholy flame; There is smoke hangs hot in the air: 'Twas the Dragon of Wantley came: Beware of him, beware!

But we beside the fire Sit close to the steaming bowl; We pile the logs up higher, And loud our voices roll.

When the yeoman wakes at dawn To begin his round of toil, His garner's bare, his sheep are gone, And the Dragon holds the spoil.

All day long through the earth That yeoman makes his moan; All day long there is mirth Behind these walls of stone.

For we are the Lords of Ease, The gaolers of carking Care, The Guild of Go-as-you-Please!

Beware of us, beware!

So we beside the fire Sit down to the steaming bowl; We pile the logs up higher, And loud our voices roll.

The roar of twenty l.u.s.ty throats and the clatter of cups banging on the table rendered the words of the chorus entirely inaudible.

”Here's Malvoisie for thee, Hubert,” said one of the company, dipping into the rundlet. But his hand struck against the dry bottom. They had finished four gallons since breakfast, and it was scarcely eleven gone on the clock!

”Oh, I am betrayed!” Hubert sang out. Then he added, ”But there is a plenty where that came from.” And with that he reached for his gown, and, fetching out a bunch of great bra.s.s keys, proceeded towards a tall door in the wall, and turned the lock. The door swung open, and Hubert plunged into the dark recess thus disclosed. An exclamation of chagrin followed, and the empty hide of a huge crocodile, with a pair of trailing wings to it, came b.u.mping out from the closet into the hall, giving out many hollow cracks as it floundered along, fresh from a vigourous kick that the intemperate minstrel had administered in his rage at having put his hand into the open jaws of the monster instead of upon the neck of the demijohn that contained the Malvoisie.

”Beshrew thee, Hubert!” said the voice of a new-comer, who stood eyeing the proceedings from a distance, near where he had entered; ”treat the carcase of our patron saint with a more befitting reverence, or I'll have thee caged and put upon bread and water.

Remember, that whosoever kicks that skin in some sort kicks me.”

”Long life to the Dragon of Wantley!” said Hubert, reappearing, very dusty, but clasping a plump demijohn.

”Hubert, my lad,” said the new-comer, ”put back that vessel of inebriation; and, because I like thee well for thy youth and thy sweet voice, do not therefore presume too far with me.”