Chapter 1223 - Brother, Be Careful, This Is Really Amazing (1/2)

Chapter 1223: Brother, Be Careful, This Is Really Amazing

“Jiang Yuning invented this,” Nian Xi t.i.ttered. “I’ve tried it. It’s amazing.”

She introduced the functions of the watch; whoever heard her was stunned.

“Seriously?” Nian Junting couldn’t believe it. “Let me try…”

“Brother, be careful. This thing is really amazing. It can even detect s.e.xual dysfunction and deficiency of the kidneys,” said Nian Xi seriously.

Nian Junting’s handsome face instantly grew dark. “What do you mean?” he said. “Do you think I have s.e.xual dysfunction and deficiency of the kidneys? If I have those, where did Apple come from? Why did your sister-in-law get married to…”

Before he could finish, a piece of meat was thrust into his mouth that made him stop talking.

The oily meat made him want to vomit. He glared at Luosang.

“We wouldn’t think of you as a mute if you stayed quiet,” Luosang said to him.

Nian Junting had no choice but to swallow the meat.

“It’s all right. I just want you to know that people who have those conditions, who don’t want others to know, shouldn’t try the watch, because they might be embarra.s.sed. It can even detect menstruation.

Hearing her words, some people at the table fell silent.

At last, Nian Qingyun reached out his arm and said, “I don’t believe it. Let me try. I am perfectly healthy.”

Nian Junting handed him the watch. Nian Qingyun put it on, and after about ten seconds, the watch reported —’Gastrointestinal secretion of digestive fluid decreased, intestinal tension and peripheries weakened, abdominal and pelvic floor muscle weakness, a.n.a.l and internal sphincter weakened, gastrocolic reflex weakened, rectal sensitivity decreased, food stays in the intestine too long, excessive absorption of water cause constipation.’

People didn’t quite understand the first part of the report, but after hearing the last few words, they burst into laughter.