Prologue (1/2)

Dirty Sue 冬塚おんぜ 25680K 2022-07-19

TL note: It’s your ultra-lazy translator with another “I’m not sure I would be able to finish this” translation The one and only JUST MissereMeow, JUST MONIKA, JUST MISSEREMEOW & new Editor PUBGfag-san

At the time when I noticed it、in a place like a shabby run-down bar、I was in a position in which I fell down from a table seat in the corner。

「So you’ve finally awakened huh。Oh beloved Apparition-chan」

After noticing the hoarse voice、I looked up。

The owner of the voice couldn’t be seen from here。

「……Ah?」

I was certain that I’ve already dropped dead。

A senior at as hospitalized due to a traffic accident so I went to visit。

Though I was already rushi+ng in the start with my bike but that day was really the worst。

The rain had showered while I was on the way。

At that tier。

The winds blew stronger & a large nu flyers on the pavement side。

Those unluckily unto my hel to。

Though I certainly panicked as I tried to tear off the flyers yet it didn’t go well。

When I thought that it was already over as I tore off the flyers but a person who ignored the traffic light was already in front of me。

Though I hurriedly slao well too。

I tipped off my balance、was thrown off the road & my bike tumbled down moreover。

Yet up to the end、it wasn’t over。

There was a shard of a bottle of a one cup in the roadside where I rolled over & it got stabbed into my Carotid Artery。

My lungs were crushed & I asn’t able to breathe couldn’t call out for help at all。

Even if the Ambulance came、they couldn’t be on time。

Those fuckin shi+ts。

The only thing that ca is、

『Let’s decrease the nuasses!』

was the large print on the flyer。

I obediently lived my life seriously yet this is my end……。

I was always obedient on any rules。

Not to mention of minor offenses、I haven’t even made any breaches of manner too。

I was always living in patience & endurance。

From a comrade 「You’re too much of a Serious-san」 is what he would make fun of me。

That guy as distributing flyers ht have also be unlucky too。

My point was also correct & maybe he had his own sense of justice but that really doesn’t matter。

……How many more will misfortune coain。

What the hell is with that rule。

What the hell is with that justice。

If it already becaet destroy it all。

While I was poisoning ht。

(TL: But it was me! DIO!)

(ED: Oh no, stopthis)

(TL: ………okay)

Was that、Was that all a bad dream?

However、I didn’t know of a bar like this though。

Since I would always drink at ho in a bar。

「Yeah、you have certainly dropped dead」

So that blunt line & it was a bartender who had a slender and unshaven face。

His looks were like someone from Russia。

Of course、he was unknown to me。

「Then why am I in a place like this?」

「That is because you are carrying sorets」

The bartender hadn’t even looked at lass。

「Are you God?」

「I’ shot like that。If I would describe it then I would be soent。

With an acquaintance's request、you have been called here」

「No need to inquire for that person」

「That would be helpful。Nevertheless、that is a very pitiful appearance huh?」

Slowly、the bartender pointed at lass。