Chapter 532 (2/2)

“Blondie looked pretty good. Or at least, she knows just how to throw herself into the strike zone of most males,” Du Hang said.

A more accurate description would be – she attracted the most attention, even if she was not the most natural.

“Oho! She’s my roomie! Her name is He Weiwei. Wanna get closer to her? I’m here to help!” Zhao Youyue smiled.

“You already know my answer, so why ask? This world is not short of beauties. If I’m to introduce myself to a beauty everytime I see one, are you asking me to get the contact numbers of every beauty in the world? I am not interested in interacting with girls. Most of them are just too good at hiding their true selves. They’re torturing themselves; they’re torturing their victims, they’re torturing their best friends who happen to be just as good at torturing. Girls are cunning tricky beings that know how to make use of their beauty. They’ve been doing that since the start of time. They would always search for the ideal vantage points, picking off their victims without getting within range. Such intelligence is dumb. Eventually, they would come to their senses, only to see how much of their true selves have left them. In the end, the material wealth their beauty has earned them would save them from that damning revelation yet the materialistic payback will help provide them with mental support, yet that is all still materialistic.”

Zhao Youyue had almost solved the Du Hang puzzle, and it had barely taken her any effort. He did not seem to be a man of words, but when the right buttons are pressed, he could rail on forever. The only issue was his inability of finding an outlet, or a kindred spirit who shared his wisdom. Having no fixed target, he had resorted to indiscriminately shotgunning his words about whenever the opportunity presented itself, regardless of how his targets felt about it.

Zhao Youyue suddenly recalled something and took out her phone to browse through her photos. Of course, she was not looking for her own photos, despite her love of taking selfies. Her selfies were so beautiful that everyone in the class would not believe that it was her.

There was no need to start a fight over her selfies. Her bad habits were re-emerging, thus she quickly retrieved Han Leng’s cross-dressing album – which was no less in terms of beauty.

She showed the pictures to Du Hang, gleefully saying, “I think the most beautiful lady in our class is him, Little Angel Ah Leng! Oh right! You’re dormmates, right?”

Du Hang.exe crashed when he saw Han Leng’s ultimate cross-dressing. He stared blankly at the picture, enjoying it for some time before waking from his trance, the philosophy long fled from his mind, replaced by male hormones-

OH MY GOD! THERE’S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GUY IN THIS WORLD? HE MUST BE AN ANGEL!

Then, he thought of Han Leng’s talented writing. His random scribbles were enough to grace the earth with beautiful poetic writing.

The “philosophies” he wrote was child’s play compared to Leng Zi’s writing. His philosophy may be well-written, but the word count was enough to send readers puking.

Du Hang liked his writing, but he could not deny that Leng Zi was a genius.

Du Hang had heard of Han Leng’s beauty as a cross-dresser over the internet, but had dismissed most of it as rumors. He had never thought that they were true. This was a freaking beauty! Du Hang’s shell broke down. He could no longer remain lurching about!

Translation Notes:

[1] The magic spell used to activate the magic mirror from Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs