Chapter 82 (2/2)

Your skills are way too awful, just die already and stop wasting my time.

You’re polluting the river if you jump into it. You’re wasting the time if you die naturally. You’re wasting the country money if you eat sleeping pills. And you’re wasting the gas if you die of gas poisoning!

Ugh, your character is hideous! And you’re a mouthful, do you think you’re me? Seeing your not serious way of gaming, I have known that your parents were not serious too when they were making you…

Among a myriad of weapons in game, but you decided to practice “sword[1]”. You practiced lower[2] sword instead of upper sword, and you practiced drunken[3] sword out of so many lower swords, yet you practiced silver[4] sword instead of steel sword. Finally, you became one with your sword and turned into a — “swordsman[5]”! Still, I killed you with a single strike.

If your “noob” skills could ever generate electricity, nuclear generators from all over the world would stop supplying any.

No A.I. could ever surpass the level of your natural stupidity.

Bro, your character is so ugly that even a censored mosaic is better looking than it.

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Who was still able to enjoy the game while getting humiliated with such abusive words? No one but Lady “Yu Shengfan”, she could always enjoy herself in a one on one battle!

Besides, there were gossips about the gender of “Unpleasant Rain” too though she had been revealing her moe lolita voice in game. Who would have believed that it was actually a girl with such gaming talent?

Most people thought that she was actually a ladyboy with the use of voice altering gadget!

Some gossip lovers even used a video to frame “Unpleasant Rain”. It was a video about a fat and ugly man, using his “lolita” voice to talk with another person. Ugh, what an eyesore…

Translation Note:

1. Sword – In Chinese, sword(剑) and filthy/cheap(贱) carry the same pronunciation as jian.

2. Lower sword(下剑) xia jian – (下贱) refers to degrading.

3. Drunken sword(醉剑) zui jian – (最贱) refers to the most filthy/cheap.

4. Silver sword(银剑) yin jian – (淫贱) refers to lewd cheap.

5. Swordsman(剑人) jian ren – (贱人) refers as filthy/cheap person.

All these words are pronounced similarly to variations of the Chinese word of “sword”(剑), which also mean filthy/cheap(贱). The speaker repetitively uses “sword” to ridicule someone for being filthy/cheap.