Chapter 84 - Jabbing Ones Own Eyes is Not Feasible (2/2)

“None. They’re just items one can use while playing house,” replied Ling Chuxi curtly.

“Then master, when will you teach me how to make stuff that isn’t for playing house? You’re really awesome, master! You combined my pills and made an even more amazing poison just like that. The most amazing thing is how you managed to casually come up with an antidote by just rubbing some pills together. How did you do it?” The fifth princess asked incessant questions excitedly. If this had taken place in the recent past, if other people had dared to scorn her poison, the fifth princess would have attacked them already and made it so that they would live wis.h.i.+ng they were dead. But now, on the contrary, she felt extremely happy being despised by Ling Chuxi. The more Ling Chuxi despised her poisons, the more awesome Ling Chuxi appeared!

“Move aside. Quietly rush through this journey first. Then, wait till I’m in a good mood, and I’ll teach you then.” Ling Chuxi had a headache from being annoyed by the fifth princess. It was as if an annoying fly was buzzing right by her ear.

“Yes, okay. I will shut up!” The fifth princess opened her mouth, making an o-shape with her lips as she was about to say something else, but then decided against it and shut her mouth. Then she obediently bounced aside to walk alongside Ling Chuxi with her head lowered and her eyes compliant.

The two secret guards tasked with protecting the fifth princess watched this scene unfold from the shadows. They looked at one another, thinking of jabbing the other’s eyes out to confirm if they were really seeing their unruly princess who had always made their heads ache behaving as an incredibly obedient young maiden. Since jabbing one’s own eyes out was not feasible, jabbing the other party’s eyes out was the way to go.

“That is the fifth princess, right?” muttered the first secret guard to the second.

“Say, do your eyes hurt?” replied the second secret guard.

“They do indeed,” responded the first guard in kind.

“How much? If they don’t hurt that much then let me give your eyes another jab.” The second guard exhaled a cold breath and railed at his colleague, “I said let me give your eyes just another jab you motherf***er! I almost died of pain from yours! If that isn’t the princess then who else could it be?!” The second guard calmed himself before continuing, “This Ling Chuxi is really capable. The princess has caused headaches for the emperor and Concubine Li for such a long time. Even they were not able to control her. But now, things have changed to become as such.”

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