Chapter 116 - Investigating Simon (1/2)

BANG

”CAWCAW!!!”

FLOP

Simon aimed at a dummy's head, 20 metres away from him, only to end up hitting a flying crow in the sky.

BANG BANG BANG

Another 3 crows fell down from the sky like rain from the clouds. This time, Simon was raging furiously on the inside. If he knew what had happened the night before, he might have kicked Blue out of the house.

His one night of effort had ended up giving birth to a gun art which did not even shoot the right way. If he aimed at a lake, he might kill a cat. If he shot a tree, he might destroy a cave. If he shot at the sky, a bunch of evil assassins might end up dying just like that. Maybe if he shot himself, he might miss and end up killing an immortal.

All that was left for him was a stupid gun art. All of his hard work down the drain.

”...” Simon's eyes looked as dead as the protagonist, staring off into the house's courtyard like a stalking void. His body looked sort of slouched and his expression was deadpan.

Everything felt like it would have come into place perfectly, yet nothing was right.

”Ugh…” Simon came back inside and made himself a cup of tea.

In the forest:

”Lu! The bandits are approaching from the north! Intercept them with a chopstick barrage, quickly!” Yu yelled fiercely as he tossed a pillow at a rushing bandit, severing the latter's head

”MONSTERS!!! KILL THEM!!!” The bandits seemed like vicious animals that had been caught off guard by apex predators. The only thing they could do was kill.

”On it.” Lu jumped on top of a tree and summoned forth a rain of chopsticks, commanding them to strike at a huge wooden fenced off area filled with bandits.

PUCHI PUCHI PUCHI…

”AAAARGH!” The bandits quickly fell into disarray, running everywhere in hopes of running away from the storm of chopsticks.

Unlike before, they were screaming out of their minds.

”Leave the stragglers to me!” Shu floated in the air with a single flip flop in his hand.

”Feel the wrath of justice!” A huge phantasmal flip flop came down from the sky and crushed any of the remaining survivors to death. Their screams were barely acknowledged as they were soon blocked out by the impending doom that they summoned before them.

The YuLuShu brothers had won the tenth victory in this new world.

After arriving in the new world earlier than expected, the trio began investigating where Simon could have gone. At first they did not manage to find anything, but they soon heard that bandits were getting mopped up like ants in the forest. Thus, the trio investigated and found that one of the bandit groups had encountered a strange and very powerful duo that did not even take foundation building practitioners seriously.

Knowing that this was their only clue of finding their all powerful master, the trio continued destroying bandit camps until they ran out of information to tell. The main thing they heard from every group was that one of the members of the mysterious duo is a man so beautiful that even a straight man would get a flaming erection.

As such, the Trio instantly knew exactly who the bandits were referring to. However, they did not manage to find a route that Simon had gone through. This had led to a massive conflict in the forest where the brothers repeatedly massacred bandits in the hopes of finding the route.

Of course they did not kill anyone innocent, they only killed those that were evil. And they considered anyone part of a group that steals and murders, evil enough to eliminate.

So after this exhausting week long adventure, the group only managed to find out that Simon and an unknown tomboy individual had traveled somewhere east. That did not give them too much of a description, but they followed the trail of scared bandits like a hunter would stalk its prey. Even a late foundation stage cultivator would not be able to fend off any one of them. They had simply become that strong.

”Shu, master's trail is still going on and on. We might need to sleep again, this trip will take a toll if we do not rest.” Yu recalled as he handed Shu a mug filled with hot chocolate.

”Ahh.. thanks, Yu. I think we should take a break too. We've cleared almost every bandit hideout in this side of the forest. I doubt anyone would sneak up on us tonight.”

”I will keep watch for the first shift.” Lu stood next to a tree as the lights grew dimmer and dimmer, slowly drifting into the night.

'Spawnpoint':

”Mom! This place is so green! The colours in the sky are so bright too! So weird!” Dahlia rubbed her eyes and squinted at the sight of so many vibrant colours.

”Young Miss, be careful! We will protect your eyes!” Lenn, Coliart, and Light all appeared with different sunglasses and stacked them on Dahlia's face.