Chapter 110 - Guns (1/2)
”Blue, damn you!” Simon was visibly fuming with steam escaping his pores, like a raging gorgon in the midst of its enemy.
”You didn't have to kick me that hard…! I just made one mistake…” Blue rubbed his sore b.u.t.t, aching from the immense pain Simon inflicted.
”You hit me from behind so hard… how are you going to take responsibility?”
”...” Simon's eyes lit like a fuse as he began walking over to Blue, completely disregarding the shocked spectators.
”What do you think you're doing? Kid, you should run before I take you too-”
PUCHI
Simon did not even turn to face the bandit leader. With a single finger, Simon flicked pebble through the centre of the bandit's forehead, instantly ending the man's life. Without a single bit of remorse, Simon carried on walking.
”Wise Senior! Thank you for saving me from the wretched-”
”SHUT THE F**K UP!” Simon gave a piercing stare of killing intent, signalling to the youngster that Simon did not want to talk right now.
”Yes, Senior!” The handsome youngster immediately stopped talking and just stood straight.
”Wise...Senior, would you please leave this matter to us youngsters? This is not something a wise senior like yourself should bother yourself with…” Xue Er respectfully bowed her head out, shaking throughout her entire body before the might of a Core Formation expert.
”Sure, do whatever.” Simon waved her off.
”Now onto you…” Simon exhibited a particularly evil smile, with daggers for eyes, staring deep into Blue's soul.
”Grey… come on, we can talk this out…”
”Nope” Simon dragged Blue away, down the road like a dead corpse.
For roughly 5 hours, Simon dragged Blue by the leg. With no break, Blue's clothes were utterly destroyed by the roadside rubble and debris, making him shed a tear for his embarrassing situation.
”Grey, can you please let me walk now? Haven't you dragged me long enough? I literally just m.o.a.n.e.d once and now you are punishing me so hard. This is unfair!”
”Promise to stop being weird with me.”
”I can't help it.”
”Why.”
”I'm straight.”
”Like hell you are.” Simon scoffed in disbelief.
'If you are straight, then I am a womaniser!'
”No seriously, I'm straight.” Blue tried to act serious, crossing his arms and pouting in annoyance.
”Stop trying to joke with me. I see through your lies.” Simon laughed.
”I'm a girl.”
”...”
”Wow, I did not notice.” Not even the novel noticed, don't worry, Simon.
”So stop beating me up!”
”I believe in gender equality though.” Simon shrugged and continued dragging Blue along the road.
After another 12 hours of slow and excruciatingly painful walking, Simon and Blue decided to camp by a waterfall situated just a kilometre away from the road. Possessing a nice and cozy cave, the waterfall was indeed a great place to camp for the night since Blue still did not know how to create a tent.
”Finally… I am not getting dragged by the legs anymore… Grey, are you like this with everyone?”
”Nope. I don't trust you anymore, hmmmph!” Simon pouted and went lie down on his king-sized bed
”Why?” Blue crossed 'his' arms.
”I already thought of a few places to take you so we can find you a wife. But it turns out you're straight and a woman, so now I have to find you a husband. All of the good men are way older than you, the rest are horny young men with no morals and ethical codes.” Simon looked gloomy and tired, clearly having thought through how to help Blue out, only to find out he had been tricked. This made Simon somewhat annoyed.
'You can sleep on the floor from now on.'
”So you actually cared?” Blue's eyes began bubbling with appreciation.