Chapter 107 - Abstinence of Cliche (1/2)
POOF
two black figures appeared from nothingness in a misty forest road. A thick scent of dirt and leaves erupted as layers of ground broke beneath them. But in the mist, everything stayed silent. The trees stayed silent, even when the mist became clear. Worms lost their burrows and soil stuck to the branches of once moist and clean trees.
CHIRP CHIRP
A red silhouette of a bird escaped the disturbance, flying off towards a bright light in the sky, the sun.
An unknown world, a new dawn. Another beginning.
”Ugh… Grey, how the f**k do you still look fine? There's dirt all over you, but you're still as hot as- nevermind what I just said, I am as straight as a 'y=mx+b.'” Blue blushed very slightly before reminding himself that he was into women.
As one could expect, devilish beauty is not to be underestimated. An angel's grace is forever dwarfed by a devil's temptation.
”Well, my outfit is magically fitted to clean itself.” Simon did not bother actually answering the question, instead opting to clean up immediately.
SWOOSH
While Blue looked like a human, Simon could not really say the same. His eyes were enough to give himself away and his complexion did seem Otherworldly. This left him with the only item he could use in a situation such as this.
Simon quickly pulled a ring from his pocket and equipped it on his left middle finger.
[Equipped: Identity Ring of Peter White]
[Warning: Peter White does not exist in this world, no identity can be provide]
Simon's skin tone and eye colour changed and that was about it. His skin became more or less fair and his eyes became human-like, displaying grey. His hair lost its colour along with his eyes and became a subtle light grey. As it seemed, the ring could not offer him the same identity switching power it gave him 2 and a half years prior.
”Wow. Do you have any more of those rings? I want some of that ocean blue eyes and cyan hair.” Blue hung his arm over Simon's shoulder. He did not feel like he was doing anything shameful, this was merely taking advantage of friendship.
Since the hair dye in HQ left him with an itchy scalp, Blue had to invest 30 minutes every single day to treat his scalp. This became so much of a hassle that Blue started to slowly give up on it. Thus, his roots were blonde and the rest of his hair was a gross halfway between green and blue which looked less appealing than cyan.
He also hated contact lenses, resulting in him keeping his natural brown eyes. Therefore, even though he is 'Blue' he did not look like blue at all.
”Just give me a quick second.”
Simon suddenly took out a large book from his pocket, flipping through the pages before arriving at the part that was written as 'Chapter 1: A Hero's Favour'.
'The system said something quite odd before we arrived. If this is really it, then something very bad will happen. And that very bad thing will be me replacing the system's hard drive with RAM.'
”What are you reading? Is this a book on how to make my eyes blue?” Blue peeked over Simon's shoulders and tried reading the contents, slowly realising that he was not reading something he should.
”SMUT!!!”
”BLEEEEGGHH!”
Blue knelt down on the ground and started vomiting all over it.
”Hmmm? Blue, I didn't know you were such a prude. Haven't you done it with your wife yet?”
*Critical Hit*
A dagger went through his heart. Simon had hit quite a soft spot.
”The positions are quite common practice. Nothing out of the ordinary, something that people don't usually throw up over.”
”It's not that, but it's just that…”
”That what?” Simon did not really understand why Blue was like this. They are both men, this is nothing to be ashamed of.
”It's yaoi.”
”Oh, wrong book!” Simon returned the book to his pocket and quickly took out a different book which looked exactly the same but with a different title.
”Warring Immortals. This is my best novel, one of a kind and not yet released to the public.” Simon held the book like a baby.
”Sure it's not just yaoi?” Blue did not believe Simon one bit.
”My my… did you by any chance want to try those positions?” Simon was visibly glowing.
”NO!!!”
”Then stop mentioning it, v.i.r.g.i.n.” Simon snorted confidently.
”Anyways, why did you take it out? Is it some key to the universe or some-”
”Yes. Very possibly yes. If I am correct, this mission will be a walk in the-”
HONG LONG HONG HONG LONG
”Xin Meng! If I do not kill you this day, then I am not a man!” A muscular robes bald man sweeped a two-handed axe through a row of thin trees as he rushed towards a young and handsome boy.
”Zhao Ye! This fight between disciples will end with your head on a spike!” The handsome boy countered Zhao Ye's axe with the thunderous energy of a palm technique, cracking the axe into pieces.