Chapter 103 - Layer 100 (2/2)
Genocide.
But at least the mosquitoes died with them.
”Lu, you have made me a proud master.” Simon gave Lu a high five.
'Hah! I got a high five. Who cares about a stupid pat on the shoulder? He said my name and gave me a fricken high five! Who can say that they got a high five?' Lu was internally celebrating.
”You have done well in attaining Chopsticks Heart.”
”Next.”
”I am Yu, I have also attained the 69th layer of my technique, the Smothering Pillow Technique.”
He held out a pillow and placed it on a wall.
CRACK
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
The wall exploded into trillions of pieces.
”WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” Dahlia woke up after that.
”Dahlia go back to sleep, I will ask Mama to give you many hugs later okay?” Simon tried to bribe her into sleeping.
”Okay papa.” She went back to sleep.
”I am also very proud to be your master, Yu.” Simon gave Yu a high five.
'Hah! I got a high five. Master acknowledges my hard work, I will definitely work hard to make him even more proud!'
”Next.”
The ground rumbled as a dark figure approached.
RUMBLE RUMBLE
”I have become enlightened in a divine art…”
”My eyes have become open and I will never look down on my art again. I am one with it. It is a part of me and I am a part of it.”
The figure held out a singular flip flop.
He pointed it to the sky.
BOOM
A huge spectral flip flop came crashing down on what was left of the garden, turning the already useless wasteland into a huge 1km deep crater.
”I have attained the 100th layer of the Thunderous Flip Flop Technique. Thus, I am a wielder of Flip Flop Soul.”
”...”
Whoever was left fainted.
3 months later:
”Dear wife, Dahlia seems quite m.a.t.u.r.e now. This makes me worried.” Simon said as he gazed at what looked like a 10 year old devil.
”She has even stopped calling me 'papa' I am now 'dad' to her!” Simon felt helpless.
”She is growing so quickly. She is only half a year old and she looks like a 10 year old child. Even your disciples look more m.a.t.u.r.e now. It's almost like any youngster you talk to become old in an instant.” Malece teased.
”Well whatever, It's nearly time that we go on an adventure. I hope everyone Wil, be ready. I need you to be at least the 7th rank of Devil Magician by next month, I will need you to babysit every once in a while.”
”And why should I feel motivated to do that?” Malece seemed lazy in saying this.
”Well, tonight just so happens to be a fortnightly kids event in the dormitory. Every single one of my disciples will be minding their own business and even Dahlia is invited. Meanwhile…”
”Deal.”
”That was too easy.” Simon knew how to bribe. At this point, he did not really care. It was just fun, it held not too much meaning if he did it or not. He could probably love the rest of his life without doing it and he would still be fine.
”Back to the main topic…”
”I will be bringing along Lenn, Coliart, and Light. I will also be bringing a legion of Blood Guardians. We have a lot of Blood Guardians now, so I do not believe they will lose too much fighting potential if we take only a legion of 1000 along.”
”Good idea. The kids need guards to keep them from getting lost.”
”Also, I expect that the Blood Guardians assigned for the adventure will all be at the 3rd rank of Devil Magician at the very least. The kids should be at the 1st rank by then. After they get to the 1st rank, I can begin the ceremony to make them stronger. Only then can we be sure that they are ready to ascend a realm.”
'Of course my disciples are strong enough already as they are.'
'These kids are crazy.'
”I understand. What about Dahlia?” Malece asked with a touch of concern.
”She is still very young. So I can only expect the 5th or 6th rank of Devil Magician from her.” Simon confidently explained.
”What do you mean 6th layer of Devil Magician?”
”Fine, 6th layer of Visionary it is.”
”Keep your expectations reasonable. You don't want to scare our daughter into despair. She is only 6 months old, please be more gentle with her upbringing. What she needs is less training. She is getting tired out as it is. I think we should let her play a bit more often.”
”It is not enough. I expect only the best out of my own blood. I know she can do better, it's just that she is lazy.” Simon felt slightly annoyed.
”Be a bit more light with her, maybe she will call you papa again.”
”Fine.”Keep calm and write something...