Chapter 102 - Furious Flip Flop (2/2)
”Why did he get the cool technique. He is literally an edgelord now. And we end up with random techniques like 'Thunderous Flip Flop Technique.'” Some kid complained.
It was really just too pitiful. How could he get a weapon technique for flip flops? This was just too shameful, more shameful than becoming a eunuch. How could he hold his head high while announcing his technique to the world? Who would he end up becoming?
Thunderous Flip-Flopper? Thunder Flop? Rubber Terror? Divine Parent?
Too shameful!
”How am I supposed to practice this with pride? When everyone else is using swords and-”
”Furious Lawnmower Technique.” Simon knelt down with a blank expression.
”Punishment Belt Technique.” Mark started frothing from his mouth.
”Rosy Sword Technique.” Sienna simply smiled warmly and began practicing as the other three fell into their predicaments.
”How am I supposed to use flip flops to defeat enemies? Am I supposed to make them relive their childhoods with these slippers? Make them cry themselves into defeat? Bruise their ego until they admit defeat? How is this a viable option?” The flip flop kid knelt on the ground with his hands on the ground.
”Little one… you underestimate the power of flip flops.” A floating devil with a long goatee hovered in front of the kid, stroking his goatee with a sense of mystery as he looked at a wall for no reason.
”What do you mean I have underestimated flip flops? They can't be used in combat.” The kid complained as he held out a random flip flop.
”Little one, you cannot judge a weapon by its cover. The flip flop is a divine tool which I have discovered to be excellent in the way of combat.” The devil spoke back while stroking his goatee mysteriously.
”Stop telling me weird stuff and actually show me how good-”
BOOM
The devil threw a flip flop at the wall, shattering it into many fragments, blowing debris everywhere.
”ARE YOU CRAZY!!?? YOU WILL WAKE DAHLIA-”
”Shush.” He pointed towards Dahlia, who was wearing earmuffs.
”Whatever… how did you even manage to do that with a flip flop?” The kid asked with a slight sense of admiration for the strength the devil showed.
”A flip flop can be more destructive than a sword so watch what you say Little one.” The devil (Lenn) disappeared like a shadow.
”I understand.” The kid bowed his head as a sign of respect for Lenn, committing his words to heart.
'I will become the master of flip flops!' He internally yelled.
Meanwhile…
”What the actual f**k?” Simon cursed.
”Hush! Don't swear.” Jack hushed Simon instantly.
”But seriously, how am I supposed to use a lawnmower? I wouldn't even mind if I got a club or a slingshot, but I got a gardening tool… a lawnmower. What am I supposed to do? Am I going to lawnmower my enem-”
”Forget that. I am very satisfied with this technique.” He grinned with a somewhat heinous smile.
”Hey stop smiling evilly, you're creeping me out Simz.” Michelle pinched Simon's ear with an annoyed expression.
”Fine, fine.”
”First layer, Punishment Belting of Children.” Mark got his belt and took it off, usin*it as a weapon. He whipped it at a wall, knocking a section clean off.
”Second Layer, Punishment Belting of Grandchildren…” Mark continued on in a trance-like state.
”Infinite Chopsticks Technique…” A kid grumbled with annoyance as he recalled the name of his fated technique.
”I know I love eating noodles and dumplings a lot, but it doesn't mean I should be subjected to this! I use spoons and forks too, why did I get chopsticks? I can't even use chopsticks properly! I eat with my hands more often!” The kid sobbed in despair.
”How unfair!”
”Shush, at least you can use chopsticks to poke people's eyes out. Not much can be said for 'Smothering Pillow Technique'.” Another kid place his hand on the chopsticks kid, also with a deadpan expression on his face.
”Pffft!”
”What?”
”Oh, nothing. I am sorry for your loss…”
”I am Yu.” The pillow kid plainly announced.
”O nice, I am Lu.” The chopsticks kid genuinely felt pity for Yu. It was just too sad.
”What a coincidence, I am Shu.” The flip flop kid popped in out of nowhere.
”From now on, we are brothers.” They all agreed without further speaking, going in for a group hug just like that.
”O wait, My name is Mu. Can I join in for the-”
”No! You got the Phoenix Spear Technique. Shoo!”