Chapter 31 - Who Am I? (1/2)

'Who am I I? I am Simon, well at least I am now. I woke up from my silence in a void known as death and ended up in the world of the novel I had just finished. Funny, huh? Sure, sure, sure...'

'Unlike some people, I did not wish to get transferred over to my novel. It just happened and now I live in it. Am I happy? Yes. I get to live without being sick, but it's so tiring when I have to balance plot, personal life, training, and work into one stupid hotpot called 'my day'.'

'It's like a mix and match. One day I feel like I need to rest and relax while doing some light training, the next thing I know I end up training for 5 hours, teaching a class, and receive a message to meet some head honcho.'

'That, I can take. What I cannot take is some idiot trying to mess with the plot. I probably haven't been this angry since I got here, and I hope I never will again. But this f***ing idiot wants to screw up everything I've worked for in the past month? Sure, try it.'

Simon laughed in his head.

'I missed just being the wingman. I really do want to help out James. And I still need to complete that goal from earlier... finding partners for all of those harem candidates will be hard, but surely not as hard as what I am doing at the moment. I'd better text James and hook him up with a pass to spring.'

Simzy: Heya Jamzy UwU

|James|: what do you need Simon?

Simzy: wanna meet the love of your life?

|James|: not really.

Simzy: cmon... why not? It won't end up like last time.

|James|: I am already seeing someone.

Simon felt a large pulse in his c.h.e.s.t as he felt like he had been literally shocked. 'Damn! James actually found a girl before without my help! That's my protagonist!'

Of course Simon felt pride in knowing that James could handle his own life without Simon's help. It meant that Simon had one less obstacle to take care of, now he only needed to wait before James gets strong. Simon already knew that the plot would only be complete with its centrepiece, and he wanted it to be he perfect centrepiece.

'Sometimes I wonder if I'm even needed.'

Simzy: say this name quickly.

|James|: what?

Simzy: Wayne Urshuge

Simon waited for an entire minute as he held his breath in anticipation of what would happen next.

|James|: ...

'Good enough. I still got it.'

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stats:

Agility- 9

Vitality- 10