Vol 1 Chapter 7 (1/2)
Don’t tell me this is the thras.h.i.+ng of the Imperial Inspector
“So boreddd~~~” Zhang Fei rolled across the table in the hall like naughty little kid.
(TL: Don’t know what’s wrong with the author, sometimes he uses the courtesy name, sometimes not.)
Though she isn’t very big to begin with.
“Don’t be like that, it will be disrespectful to those people who come to seek redress.” Yun Chang said, looking more like Yi De’s mother than her older sister as she carried Yi De off the table with a troubled look.
“But this week has been so boring. No battles to fight, no armies to march. We just sit here all day and night, when are we going to do great things?”
“As for me, I actually think this isn’t too bad. The commoners here are friendly, the original officials are capable and don’t need our interference.” I said as I sat on the side and leisurely drank tea.
As expected, peace is the best.
“And besides, didn’t you complain about how tiring it was when we were marching about? Why do you want to do it now?”
“Big brother, everything has to be in moderation. To have me be totally free all of sudden, what am I to do? Slaughter pigs?”
Why not? Isn’t that a good idea? That’s your original occupation.
(TL: Unable to confirm.)
“Big brother, actually I have something to say about this as well.” Yun Chang walked up to me, “Though what Yi De said was a little frivolous, she has a point. We raised an army for the purpose of bringing peace to the world and restore the Han rule. The world is still chaotic and many officials such as Dong Zhuo and Yuan Shu have designs on the throne. The Han royal family is in danger and is in need of help. How can we hide here and pa.s.s out time leisurely?”
Yun Chang frowned, looking unsatisfied with the present situation.
“Though I don’t quite understand what Yun Chang said, I think being vigilant and not being too relaxed is better.” Hua Tuo said with a similarly troubled look as she kept brisk walking in circles about the hall, stopping to use her white stick to regain balance from time to time but never sitting down. “Based on my recent body check ups, we have all gotten a little fatter after these past few days.”
“Wu…” Yi De pinched her tummy with a face that looked like she was about to cry.
“That, that is… Big brother, let me say this first. It’s not because of weight gain that I’m thinking of going into battle to lose weight.”
“Ah… I understand what you mean.” Well I shouldn’t say too much about things like weight since they are girls after all, “No need to be so hasty, soon we will return to our days of living from hand to mouth. Look, I’ve already prepared the thing that is needed.”
Did you really think I was just pa.s.sing my days leisurely? Well, a little, but I was actually waiting for an event.
“What thing?”
I pulled out something from my waist and the 3 came up close to see it.
“This is it.”
“A whip? What are you going to do with a whip?”
“This, will of course be used to—”
“Lord Liu Bei!! Lord Liu Bei!!” A small official came rus.h.i.+ng in, “The Imperial Inspector is here!!”
Un, just as I had predicted, the inspector has arrived.
“I got it, go and receive the inspector first. We will be there shortly.” I got up and looked at each of them, “This whip, is for hitting the Imperial Inspector.”
The 3 of them frowned on hearing what I said.
“Big brother, they are an even higher official than us. Us. .h.i.tting them? Are you mad? There’s also no reason to do so right?” The one to first say such things was unexpectedly the one most likely to be the attacked, Yi De.
“I didn’t say we had to hit him, we just need to do so after he performs wrongdoings on civilians.”
“Huh?”
They don’t seem to understand.
Never mind, when the time comes, I’ll do it when I feel like it.
“Let’s go and receive him.”
“The Imperial Inspector has arrived!”
“… Gr, greetings Mi, miss Inspector.”
As I finished stammering my greetings, everyone bowed.
“Ah~~~ I’m so happy~~~ Prefect Liu.” She said as she threw a seductive wink at me.
Oh, my G.o.d.
… Why is it like this.
This Inspector… Looks to be nearing 30 years of age. The clothes she was wearing was covering even less than her hair. And she had a smoking hot body with huge b.r.e.a.s.t.s. Just one wink could make all the men here fall to her charms.
In short she was very… Morally unrestrained.
Un, I must not be antagonistic.
“U, umm… Please come in.”
She came off her horse but she did not walk straight in. Instead she went out of the way to my side and—-
“I love young meat the most.” She blew softly into my ear after whispering to me.
“Haa!?”
I backed up instinctively with my face and ears dyed red, and Yun Chang and Yi De who was behind me hurriedly supported me. On seeing this, she merely laughed.
“Kekeke, such a cute boy.”
After saying that, she went on ahead through the doors. I stayed in that exact pose, with my hair standing on end, and took a long while to recover.
The, the Inspector is her? Even if we leave aside the change in s.e.x, this is way too different from what I know.
“That woman… How dare she toy with big brother!”
“Don’t need to be angry little sister, big brother won’t fall for tricks from that kind of woman… Big brother?”
“… Ah? Did you call me?” I only just heard Yun Chang calling me, and straightened my back.
When Yun Chang saw me like this, she seemed to have simmering anger for some reason.
“So in the end it’s still…” Yun Chang said as she fondled her b.r.e.a.s.t.s, and got even more angry, “d.a.m.n it, that woman’s are bigger than mine…”
“I’m really angry, but for some reason I want to cry even more!”
Yi De looked at Yun Chang and ran off crying when she finished.
“Ah! Little sister, I did not mean it that way.”
“Eh? Eh? What’s going on? I can’t see very clearly so I don’t understand.” Hua Tuo was squinting as she looked all about.
“Maa, you don’t need to understand. It’s messy enough as it is.”
I felt heat as I touched my face. Could it be that I really fell for it.
… Not good, too dangerous.
“Eh?” Hua Tuo, free of all conflict and worry, innocently bent her head to the side.
“That woman must leave!”
“Un, after seeing her this morning and observing her this afternoon, I can conclude that this woman is far too shameless and it’s best for her to leave.”
Miss Inspector had gone to take an afternoon nap. And Yi De and Yun Chang had pulled me to the front of the inspector’s room for a small meeting.
But why here?