Part 19 (1/2)

”Ah, Max, you've found your match!” said a spectator of the scene, who did not belong to the Order of Idleness.

”Adieu, Monsieur Gilet. I haven't thanked you yet for lending me a hand,” cried the Spaniard, as he kicked the sides of his horse and disappeared amid loud hurrahs.

”We will keep the tires of the wheels for you,” shouted a wheelwright, who had come to inspect the damage done to the cart.

One of the shafts was sticking upright in the ground, as straight as a tree. Max stood by, pale and thoughtful, and deeply annoyed by Fario's speech. For five days after this, nothing was talked of in Issoudun but the tale of the Spaniard's barrow; it was even fated to travel abroad, as G.o.ddet remarked,--for it went the round of Berry, where the speeches of Fario and Max were repeated, and at the end of a week the affair, greatly to the Spaniard's satisfaction, was still the talk of the three departments and the subject of endless gossip. In consequence of the vindictive Spaniard's terrible speech, Max and the Rabouilleuse became the object of certain comments which were merely whispered in Issoudun, though they were spoken aloud in Bourges, Vatan, Vierzon, and Chateauroux. Maxence Gilet knew enough of that region of the country to guess how envenomed such comments would become.

”We can't stop their tongues,” he said at last. ”Ah! I did a foolish thing!”

”Max!” said Francois, taking his arm. ”They are coming to-night.”

”They! Who!”

”The Bridaus. My grandmother has just had a letter from her G.o.ddaughter.”

”Listen, my boy,” said Max in a low voice. ”I have been thinking deeply of this matter. Neither Flore nor I ought to seem opposed to the Bridaus. If these heirs are to be got rid of, it is for you Hochons to drive them out of Issoudun. Find out what sort of people they are.

To-morrow at Mere Cognette's, after I've taken their measure, we can decide what is to be done, and how we can set your grandfather against them.”

”The Spaniard found the flaw in Max's armor,” said Baruch to his cousin Francois, as they turned into Monsieur Hochon's house and watched their comrade entering his own door.

While Max was thus employed, Flore, in spite of her friend's advice, was unable to restrain her wrath; and without knowing whether she would help or hinder Max's plans, she burst forth upon the poor bachelor. When Jean-Jacques incurred the anger of his mistress, the little attentions and vulgar fondlings which were all his joy were suddenly suppressed.

Flore sent her master, as the children say, into disgrace. No more tender glances, no more of the caressing little words in various tones with which she decked her conversation,--”my kitten,” ”my old darling,”

”my bibi,” ”my rat,” etc. A ”you,” cold and sharp and ironically respectful, cut like the blade of a knife through the heart of the miserable old bachelor. The ”you” was a declaration of war. Instead of helping the poor man with his toilet, handing him what he wanted, forestalling his wishes, looking at him with the sort of admiration which all women know how to express, and which, in some cases, the coa.r.s.er it is the better it pleases,--saying, for instance, ”You look as fresh as a rose!” or, ”What health you have!” ”How handsome you are, my old Jean!”--in short, instead of entertaining him with the lively chatter and broad jokes in which he delighted, Flore left him to dress alone. If he called her, she answered from the foot of the staircase, ”I can't do everything at once; how can I look after your breakfast and wait upon you up there? Are not you big enough to dress your own self?”

”Oh, dear! what have I done to displease her?” the old man asked himself that morning, as he got one of these rebuffs after calling for his shaving-water.

”Vedie, take up the hot water,” cried Flore.

”Vedie!” exclaimed the poor man, stupefied with fear of the anger that was crus.h.i.+ng him. ”Vedie, what is the matter with Madame this morning?”

Flore Brazier required her master and Vedie and Kouski and Max to call her Madame.

”She seems to have heard something about you which isn't to your credit,” answered Vedie, a.s.suming an air of deep concern. ”You are doing wrong, monsieur. I'm only a poor servant-woman, and you may say I have no right to poke my nose into your affairs; but I do say you may search through all the women in the world, like that king in holy Scripture, and you won't find the equal of Madame. You ought to kiss the ground she steps on. Goodness! if you make her unhappy, you'll only spoil your own life. There she is, poor thing, with her eyes full of tears.”

Vedie left the poor man utterly cast down; he dropped into an armchair and gazed into vacancy like the melancholy imbecile that he was, and forgot to shave. These alternations of tenderness and severity worked upon this feeble creature whose only life was through his amorous fibre, the same morbid effect which great changes from tropical heat to arctic cold produce upon the human body. It was a moral pleurisy, which wore him out like a physical disease. Flore alone could thus affect him; for to her, and to her alone, he was as good as he was foolish.

”Well, haven't you shaved yet?” she said, appearing at his door.

Her sudden presence made the old man start violently; and from being pale and cast down he grew red for an instant, without, however, daring to complain of her treatment.

”Your breakfast is waiting,” she added. ”You can come down as you are, in dressing-gown and slippers; for you'll breakfast alone, I can tell you.”

Without waiting for an answer, she disappeared. To make him breakfast alone was the punishment he dreaded most; he loved to talk to her as he ate his meals. When he got to the foot of the staircase he was taken with a fit of coughing; for emotion excited his catarrh.

”Cough away!” said Flore in the kitchen, without caring whether he heard her or not. ”Confound the old wretch! he is able enough to get over it without bothering others. If he coughs up his soul, it will only be after--”

Such were the amenities the Rabouilleuse addressed to Rouget when she was angry. The poor man sat down in deep distress at a corner of the table in the middle of the room, and looked at his old furniture and the old pictures with a disconsolate air.

”You might at least have put on a cravat,” said Flore. ”Do you think it is pleasant for people to see such a neck as yours, which is redder and more wrinkled than a turkey's?”

”But what have I done?” he asked, lifting his big light-green eyes, full of tears, to his tormentor, and trying to face her hard countenance.