Chapter 245： : A little story about dinner (1/2)
Chapter 245
”What can I do?”
”I'll tell you a story, listen to it.”
Ji Qingyan nodded with a serious look.
”One day, an elephant pulled papa on the grass. After pulling the papa, he found that there was no paper. A little white rabbit came. The elephant said, little white rabbit, do you shed hair? Little white rabbit can't tell. , And then the elephant wiped its **** with the white rabbit.”
”It's disgusting, you can't say anything else.”
”Don't worry, I haven't finished it yet.” Lin Yi said:
”The next day, the elephant was eating. After the meal, he found that there was no paper to wipe his mouth. A little black rabbit came next to him. The elephant asked, little black rabbit, do you shed hair? Little black rabbit can't tell. Ah, then the elephant wiped his mouth with the little black rabbit.”
”Then the little black rabbit said, Tiezi, I am the little white rabbit yesterday.”
”what--!”
”Lin Yi, you are disgusting, and you told me not to eat!”
Ji Qingyan had the urge to go crazy, and only hated that his legs were not long enough, otherwise he would be able to kick him away.
”Didn't I help you lose weight?” Lin Yi said with a smile, ”Do you have an appetite now?”
”It's going to be disgusting.” Ji Qingyan said: ”Don't eat, don't eat.”
”Look, the effect is achieved.”
”I don't eat, and you can't eat it either. I will relax for a while and then I can eat it.”
”I even took out my assassin. You can still eat it? Are you an elephant?”
”Lin Yi, I will kill you!”
Ji Qingyan rushed over in despair, and pressed Lin Yi to the sofa.
”Dare you come with me? Believe it or not, I scratch your feet.”
”I'm wearing shoes today, you can't take them off.”
”Then I'll change the place.”
”I'm not afraid of itching anywhere else, your trick won't work.”
Creak--
”Senior Sister...”
The door of the office was pushed open at this moment, and time seemed to stop at this moment.
”I, is it a bit out of time for me to come?” He Yuanyuan asked tentatively.
”Don't get me wrong, it's not what you think.” Ji Qingyan explained in a panic, his face like a ripe peach.
This hasn't reached a point yet, why did she come.
What a shame.
”Sister, don't worry, you explain it slowly, I'll listen.” He Yuanyuan said: ”I really want to know, besides applauding for love, what else can be used in this posture.”
”what's wrong with you!”
Lin Yi yelled, ”I'm such an adult, why don't I wink at all, go out quickly, and come back in two hours!”
”Two hours?”
He Yuanyuan stared, ”Boss cowhide, I will leave now.”
”What to go! Just stay here!” Ji Qingyan said.
”That's not good.” Lin Yi said with difficulty.
”What's wrong!”
”It's mainly two at once. I'm afraid the body will not be able to take it.”
”Huh?”
Ji Qingyan was stunned for a moment, and then he understood what Lin Yi meant.
”Lin Yi, if you're talking nonsense, I'll choke you to death.” Ji Qing said angrily: ”Get up, what are you doing lying down.”
”Uh, all right.”
”Hey, it's so sour. We've known each other for so many years, and it's the first time to see a senior sister wearing a jersey. Boss, you are really beautiful.”
”It's just showing a leg, it's just drizzle.”
”It's all drizzling?”
He Yuanyuan showed the expression of someone who came by, as if she was saying, I know everything.
”That's right, it's nothing.”
He Yuanyuan smiled ambiguously, ”Since the elder sister won't let me go, I won't go. It just happens that lunch hasn't settled yet.”
He Yuanyuan was not polite this time.
Pick up the chopsticks and start eating directly.
Ji Qingyan was unhappy. I asked for this for a long time before making it for me. Why did you eat it!
Thinking of this, Ji Qingyan took his mobile phone and sent Lin Yi to WeChat.