Chapter 291 (2/2)
Actually he didn't think himself an outsider at all.
Sangsang was preparing to make smoked bacon with pine twigs, a dish she had just learnt from Aunt Wu. She intended to give Ning Que a surprise by making a large amount of Jin (1 jin =0.5kg) of it. Suddenly she heard that shout and was surprised, because she didn't open the door these days. While cleaning her hands with a towel, she went to the front of the shop, closing the door immediately.
Seeing that the little darkish handmaiden coming over first went to close the door, instead of serving him, the young fatty slightly froze and said with frowning eyebrows, ”You close the door at daytime, how will you earn money?”
Sangsang explained, ”If I leave the door open, the threshold will be broken by those who scramble for sections.”
The young fatty stiffened and then agreed secretly in his heart. How could he forget that Ning Que was now quite famous in Chang'an City! He looked at the little handmaiden and asked, ”I'm Chen Pipi, has Ning Que ever mentioned me?”
Sangsang didn't show any surprise at the name, and she just slightly bowed and said, ”Sangsang greets you, master Chen.”
Chen Pipi rubbed his lovely chubby jaw and looked up and down at the thin short girl. Suddenly he shook his head, saying, ”It is right for Ning Que to ask me to look after you. Although a genius like me is born distinguished and totally different from those vulgar ones in the secular world, you will encounter problems sooner or later if you always take things for granted.”
Sangsang said, ”I know you are Chen Pipi.”
She had been to the Academy several times, but never met Chen Pipi. Chen Pipi believed that there was definitely no problem with his uncomparable memory, so he asked in confusion, ”Why are you so sure that I'm that genius?”
Sangsang looked at him and earnestly explained, ”Young master often mentioned you. He said, you were fat but not ugly, nor obscene, we could even say, you were good-looking, which was quite rare. So I know it's you.”
Chen Pipi's right hand which was rubbing against his jaw slightly froze, and he thought to himself, ”It is unknown how Ning Que slandered me in daily life.” But at the same time, he felt somewhat pleased at the comment although it mentioned ”fat”, so for a moment he actually didn't know what to say.
”Let's change the topic.”
Chen Pipi coughed and pretended to be serious and mature. He looked at Sangsang and said, ”On the request of Ning Que, I come to see you today. After all, as his Senior Brother, I have the responsibility to do so.”
He was expecting that Sangsang would be moved, but obviously she wasn't. She just thanked him emotionlessly and then went to pour him a cup of jasmine tea.
Chen Pipi looked at her figure and said, ”Little Younger Brother said he would invite me to have a meal here. He said you are a skilled cook.”
Looking at his chubby face, Sangsang frowned and secretly thought, ”No wonder you are so fat.” But she had no intention to ask him to stay. She just put the tea beside him and softly said, ”After young master comes back, I will cook for you.”
The meaning of that sentence was quite clear. ”Now that Ning Que invited you, we have to wait for him to tell me personally. It is quite out of the question for you to barge in and beg for food this way. How should I treat you? I have to serve one more pair of chopsticks and more dishes. In view of your plump figure, I would have to add at least two dishes, which should contain meat. It will cost me a lot of money!”
Chen Pipi was hurt by her words. Looking at the jasmine sc.u.m in the bowl, he couldn't help cramping in the face. He could do nothing but tell her the truth, ”Ning Que said somebody smarter than me was hiding in this shop. After pondering it over I thought it is impossible, so I come to verify it.”
Sangsang looked around the shop, and found n.o.body else was in there.
Covering his forehead, Chen Pipi helplessly said, ”That smart person is you.”
Sangsang stiffened, thinking to herself, ”Ning Que always said I was stupid, and how can he think I'm smart?”
Although she felt happy at being praised by young master as the smartest person, she still felt confused. Frowning, she pondered it over for some time and suddenly recalled something, shyly saying, ”I'm not smart. I just have a good memory.”
Chen Pipi gave her a scornful smile and said, ”Even in terms of memory, I don't believe there is someone stronger than me.”
Sangsang lowered her head to see the small and exquisite toe cap stretching out of her cotton skirt, having no intention to argue with him.
”Ning Que is inferior in cultivation, and also has poor insight. My talent has been confirmed by the Haotian Taoism and is generally acknowledged by the back of the mountain of the Academy. Yet he dares to say that you are smarter than me! What's wrong with him!”
Chen Pipi grew angrier at her reaction, and furiously said, ”Why do you look at your toe cap? Am I the sort of man who would make things hard for you?(letting somebody wear a toe cap means making things hard for somebody)”
Sangsang knew that this master Chen had a close relations.h.i.+p with young master, but although she was quiet and somewhat dull, she still couldn't help feeling angry on hearing her young master being scorned at. Instead of looking at the embroidered shoes, she looked up at Chen Pipi's eyes and said very earnestly, ”My strong memory is also generally acknowledged in the City of Wei.”
It was the truth. Back then in the City of Wei, she was always the most popular notary, because she had the best memory and never told lies. But as for the City of Wei and the Zhishou Abbey... there was really a huge distance between the levels. Yet Sangsang was still as earnest as before, showing no embarra.s.sment, she outrightly told Chen Pipi that her memory was generally acknowledged by people in the City of Wei, it was really excellent.
If two people said they were generally acknowledged respectively, then generally speaking, they would never acknowledge each other. Perhaps that was why people said, those learning martial art would always pursue No.1. Especially when facing a girl with such a temperament. If Chen Pipi wanted to prove he had better memory than Sangsang, he had to show his true ability instead of just relying on his words.
”Let's have a compet.i.tion.” Chen Pipi said.
Sangsang was not interested in competing with others on intelligence or memory. What she cared about was the preserved meat still smoking by the pine twigs, so how could she agree with him? She walked to the backyard and picked up a stick to stir the pine twigs to make the fire bigger. She then took a new urn from the kitchen and carefully cleaned it well.
The other day she made a chicken soup stew which had greatly pleased the old man, that even his beard got soaked with soup as he drank it. She thought that young master also like the stewed chicken soup, and was afraid the old urn would not be big enough to make the soup, so she went to a small shop in Anping Workshop to buy a new one. She prepared to make two urns of chicken soup stew in the future, perhaps it might be enough.
Looking at the busy and thin figure of the little handmaiden, Chen Pipi shamelessly persisted, ”Anyway, you should defeat me in some aspect, or else I won't go. Do you have books here? Let's compete reciting books, and the loser should treat the other one. If you think it not interesting... Let's use taels of silver to gamble!”
Hearing the word ”taels of silver”, Sangsang suddenly stopped was.h.i.+ng the urn and looked back at Chen Pipi.
Then she stood up and randomly wiped her reddish hands against her ap.r.o.n and turned back toward the bedroom. After a moment she went out with her face flushed, s.h.i.+lly and regretfully said, ”I don't understand those talisman books of young master, but I don't have a chance to read other books.”
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