Volume 4 Chapter 70 (1/2)

Volume 4, Chapter 70: Why are you such an expert

TL: flarewk

”Zhang Jian! Let's have lunch together!”

”M as well”

”Saave off a sort offormally polite kind of sensation”

Due to that nahted until she over-lapseda person froe within a short period of time was still rather difficult, but luckily I normally wouldn't speak my hometown's dialect in front of the

”Don't tell eable?”

Yè Zǐ confusedly looked towards Ma Qing Xue, and blinked her eyes, I know about her way of thinking, in ancient times, a wo rugged heroes

”Nope, no matter what type you are, I always liked it all”

Ma Qing Xue gave off a srasped my hands as ent towards the exclusive canteen for the Student Council members

This kind of situation right now, nocouple, and Yè Zǐ wasn't shy at all, just like that flirted around casually with Ma Qing Xue all the waymy God

How a Xue toh I indeed had confessed to her, but I still hoped to be a little conservative in our relationshi+p

If it wasn't for my old veteran's status, justimmolated by the school's male body for an improbable amount of times repeatedly already

”Zhang Jianwhen you're drinking water, why must you use your hand to cover your mouth”

”About thisplease don't mind me”

The habits from ancient tioes on I have no idea howto display, so it's best that I'd hurry up on returning home then

For the afternoon classes, underoutrageous at all, and froave off a sigh of relief within my heart

”Yè Zǐ, go back ih the back door!”

”Can I play outside for a little while”

”No way, it's not that you can't feel what I'ht now too!”

”Mm”

I've endured the entire day of not going to the toiletand as for the reason, of course it's because I'ht now, only just wanting to hurry on ho me to properly use the toilet

Hastily rushi+ng back hoht now my endurance was up to the point where I had to teet off my shame and ask Yè Zǐ to clutch it, but it so deliberately happens that trouble

”Yo, Jian ge, want to come over and eat”

”Xia ent, allow ”

”Jian ge, today your brain's been clipped by the doorno, there's not a day where your brain wasn't being clipped by the door before, so today you must have been clipped especially badly, why did you start calling me Xia meimei”

”Let'slet's first leave it at that, I'll go in first and explain to you later when I come out”

I can't already hold it in any longer, I's probably were the sa, she herself was very anxious as well

”Why are you clutching over there? Is it because you're hiding soshow me and I'll let you in!”

Xiao Ling pointed atonto my pants, to beclutched I had the feeling that it would be disastrous

”There's nothing at all”

”There must be, let me see!”

”There's indeed nothing at all!”

”Then just let your hands go”

”No, if I let go”

”Not letting go, right? Take a look on what's this?”

Xiao Ling didn't continue on bullshi+tting, and straightaway took out a taser that she always carried around, and if I was to be tasered by it, htly suppressed concentration is relaxed, the outcome would bea fountain, a waterfall!

”What's this thing”

Yè Zǐ evidently didn't knohat a taser is used for at all, I'd better quickly explain to her, if not Xiao Ling would really go on and taser me

”Yè Zǐ, this is a modern weapon that can make me instantly lose my ability to retaliate!”

I rapidly explained to her within my mind

”Xia ree to anything you say later!”

”Yè Zǐ! What are you saying, quickly renege it! I'd rather leak out than to agree to Xiao Ling's conditions, my life's at stake here!”

Tch, Yè Zǐ spouted out nonsense once again, Xiao Ling's conditions, there's never a single good one from it!

”Jian ge, this hat you promised! Go in then”

Xiao Ling expertly took out my house's keys, and actually helped me to openXue also had e my door lock already!!

The instant I entered the door, I fleards the balcony, andto what Yè Zǐ had explained earlier; what followed next was a lightening of my body, and I hastily dashed towards the toilet

”Ahhhhh”

A satisfied sound oozed out fro reborn once again, and I feltup to heaven in the process

Finally resolving the big problem withinalready sitting onto the sofa of the living roootiate conditions with medamn it, hopefully it's not a condition where I would really have to lose my life

”Jian ge, ill you accompany me to visit my lao bà for a trip, he says that he wants to see you”

”Eehyour lao bà wants to see me for what”

”He says that any person who had the audacity to hit on his daughter must die”

”Then aren't you just letting o there to die!!!”

”No, I said that you're a very outstanding person, solao bà said that he wants to give you a short test, since it's possible that you anization's head in the future”

”May I askif I reject this”

”Bang! Boo!”

Xiao Ling only iht as much of ten ways to die

”Xiao Ling, umwhat kind of person is your father like”

”What kind of personlemme thinkit's probably a very ka-boom! type of person”

”Very ka-boom! type of personwhat kind of ka-boom! way?”

”It's very si normally would be ka-boom!!”

Xiao Ling did a posture of firing a rocket launcher, this is indeed rather ka-boom!if I really had went on to visit, I'll definitely be dead without a corpse

”Alrightwhen I finished my final exa what's left then we'll go off then”

”Me, I can first help you to reserve a coffin~, do you want it to be gold phoebe or agarwood; I can help you to pay the coffin's fees; where do you want it to be buried; what -clothes do you prefer; what kind of wreath pattern would you like; and do you want a eastern funeral or a western funeral?”