Volume 1 Chapter 6 (1/2)
Volu of the Five Trashes
TL: flarewk
Lunchti in money, I lonelily sat at the school's balcony and ht now, even a piece of salted fish would taste like luxuriousness
”Cough cough”
I suddenly choked onto ht now, for I didn't have any extra money to purchase any water
I forcefully attempted to thump my own back, but the result only made it even worse
Just now it had only blocked et sed into my stomach, but it went into my windpipe instead
Can't breathe! If this goes on I'll be dead, being choked to death by a steamed bun, this definitely must be heaven's retribution!
The toilet then, even natural water is also considered as water, just use whatever that's available as of now
I quickly thought to onizing pain
I opened the balcony's door, and noticed that Ma Qing Xue is walking up the staircases, was she also planning to have lunch at the balcony?
But this wasn't the crux here, the crux is that she's holding a packet ofit in hercouldn't think so much into it at that point of time
I used my fastest speed ever to dash in front of her; she didn't quite react totowards her, and had her packet of rabbed off froulp of it in a single go I felt ain
”What are you looking at, I just drank your ot stuff to do so I'm off!”
(TL: the milk here, it easily be misunderstood as it's also a double-sided word for breast-milk, i'm not sure if the author intended for him to unintentionally say that pun, but here's the lon anyway)
I've got to seize this opportunity of her not returning back to her senses yet, and quickly run off
Just now, I had also rather adrabbed so halfway
When I'm about to reach the classroom at the third level, I realized that I seemed to have left my keys on the balcony
Returning back to the school balcony onceXue sat onto the sa onto the stea keys that I had dropped
I stealthily approached towardsXue spottiether alone
(TL: I forgot to mention this very specific detail so far, notice that the MC kept calling the other party by her full naer, thus the full na, Peter Dray Differson Von de Luke Quail Jon How are you?”)
”Just now, it's definitely indirect kiss already, right~? Straw tongxue~”
”Well then~ noow I' indireect kissesss noow, right~? right~? Straw tongxue~?
”Straw tongxue~ yoouu loook sooo deliciousss~ let mee take a suck~!”
And her mouth slowly approached the straw that I've used earlier, and strongly sucked a mouthful
Instantly, she gave off an expression of blissfulness, and as I was standing just behind her I could see her side-face being extremely reddish already
”There's a flavor of steamed buns inside the milk”
Just like that, she kept drinking the packet of milk and repeatedly smiled foolishly while she did so
shi+t, I got to run right away, I don't even want the keys any more
Why is she so darn cute! My heart kept thu wildly, the scene I've just witnessed made me like her a lot more already
At this rate no could I bear to be ruthless enough to make her hate me!!
Ai for the afternoon's lesson to begin, this period of ti
Especially for me who doesn't have any friends at all
Suddenly, a hand from behind patted my shoulders
Turning around to look, it's a nize at all
”My friend, we've been looking all over for you already!”
Behind him, there are two more people
”hello, you are?”
”One of Su Hua's Five Human Trashes, [Demon Skirt Flipper]!”
What? I thought that fe around, but there's actually the Four Human Trashes around
And about the Five Hu about, my ears automatically filtered it to just Four
”This tongxue, you are just joking around, right?”
I looked at him with a rather suspicious attitude
”Then I'll let you see >
Suddenly, an extreust of wind blew past, and at this irls in the corridor instantaneously had all been upskirted
The corridor, had suddenly becareenery
Does this guy have some sort of superpower? Oi!
”I've lost”
I loweredhim earlier
Laughing, he looked at me, and introduced the two people behind him
”This person here is [Master of Stalkers], his secret technique is to accurately say out every female student's home address in Su Hua, or phone numbers, or any kind of personal infor her three sizes”
He pointed towards a guy whose slightly chubby, and introduced him to me
This made me somewhat cautious to them instantly
I'd say, this tongxue, you're co a crime already , did you know that?
”And this is”
”No need for that, I'll introduce myself”
(Note: this person always refer to himself in a hulish translation of this, so just always keep this in mind when he says ”I”)
A guy who looked extremely handsome then stepped forward in front of ood-looking face shape, stout-looking body figure, long elegant fingers; all which encouy
If I was to be a girl, I would have probably i inextricable completely
”I, am named as [anal Calamity]”
””
I suddenly felt a feeling of extreion of my backside