Chapter 69 (1/2)

Chapter 69 Meeting of the two perverts

My name is Geiss.

The guild leader of the adventurer guild in the royal capital of Alsarah Kingdom—or so I was.

I got fired after Ryuna, the receptionist, had caught me masturbating in the guild office. By the way, I was doing the ‘V’ posture. It looks like she had properly knocked before entering but, I did not notice since I was too ‘busy’.

On top of all that, being surprised by her, I had accidentally launched ‘it’. Unexpectedly, it flew really well and landed right on her bag.

I did tried to cover up this incident.

However, Ryuna was a beautiful receptionist popular even among the adventurers.

In the blink of an eye, the adventurers had come to know the fact that she had been absent due to the shock.

And then, a large-scale boycott had begun.

They had demanded to have me fired.

I had strongly resisted at first but, after being strongly opposed by even the guild staff and being abandoned by the guild’s main office, I was forced to resign.

d.a.m.n it! If you are a man yourself, you have surely tried doing it outside just out of curiosity once or twice, right?! Although, in my case, I ended up doing it every day at the office!

To top it all off, I do not even get retirement money! How much do you think I have contributed to the guild till now?!

I have tons of complaints but it does not really matter at this point.

Fortunately, I was not also stripped of the ‘adventurer’ status. From now on, I guess I will have to work hard as an adventurer.

I had also started to think that this in itself was not all that bad.

Compared to being tied to obligations as the guild master, I am free now. I can go anywhere I please.

As I thought that, suddenly the face of one girl popped up in my mind.

“…. Ah, how I want her to look at me like garbage, to bathe in her lightning..”

I had only met her once by chance, but even now I clearly remember the excitement I had felt.

I have not spotted her in the guild ever since so she must have returned to the village of Elves.

Alright, I have decided.

I will meet that girl once again.

I will express these feelings to her!

And I will have her use lightning on me again!

Thus, my journey had begun.

Heading for the village of Elves, I was advancing through the highway after leaving the capital.

And as I was advancing, on the way, I met a traveler in battle with two goblins.

Goblins are the weakest of all monsters. An extremely normal adult with just a sword, even when up against two goblins, can easily defeat them—–

“……. Or not”

The traveler was having a great deal of trouble.

He was swinging his swords but, it had no effect whatsoever.

I guess I have no choice, huh?

Letting out a sigh, I decided to save the traveler.

The traveler was wearing a hood so I could not properly look at their face but, who knows, it might be a young girl.

“Orraa!”

“Gyagyaa!?”

“Fuunn!”

“Gugyoou!?”

After beating down the two goblins with two swings, I looked back towards the traveler, who was having a hard time breathing.

Their hood slipped down and their face was exposed.

“Th-thanks! You saved me!”

To my utter disappointment, it was an old man who looked over 70 years old.