Part 45 (1/2)
”You want me to make you an offer? Otherwise I should sell them by auction for you, deducting ten per cent. commission.”
”Not by auction,” I said impulsively. ”I couldn't bear to know how much or rather how little, my Georgian bureau fetched. It was there, as I think I told you, that I wrote my 'Guide to the Round Pond.' Give me an inclusive price for the lot, and never, never let me know the details.”
He named an inclusive price. It was something under a hundred-and-fifty pounds. I shouldn't have minded that if it had only been a little over ten pounds. But it wasn't.
”Right,” I agreed. ”And, oh, I was nearly forgetting. There's an old opera hat of exquisite workmans.h.i.+p, which----”
”Ah, now clothes had much better be sold by auction. Make a pile of all you don't want and I'll send round a sack for them: I have an auction sale every Wednesday.”
”Very well. Send round to-morrow. And you might--er--also send round a--er--cheque for--quite so. Well, then good morning.”
When he had gone I went into my bedroom and made a pile of my opera-hat.
It didn't look very impressive--hardly worth having a sack specially sent round for it. To keep it company I collected an a.s.sortment of clothes. It pained me to break up my wardrobe in this way, but I wanted the bidding for my opera-hat to be brisk, and a few preliminary suits would warm the public up. Altogether it was a goodly pile when it was done. The opera-hat perched on the top, half of it only at work.
To-day I received from Mr. Bennett a cheque, a catalogue and an account.
The catalogue was marked ”Lots 172-179.” Somehow I felt that my opera hat would be Lot 176. I turned to it in the account.
”_Lot 176--Six s.h.i.+llings_”
”It did well,” I said. ”Perhaps in my heart of hearts I hoped for seven and sixpence, but six s.h.i.+llings--yes, it was a good hat.”
And then I turned to the catalogue.
”_Lot 176_--Frock coat and vest, dress coat and vest, ditto, pair of trousers and opera hat.”
”_And opera hat._” Well, well. At least it had the position of honour at the end. My opera hat was starred.
LITTLE PLAYS FOR AMATEURS
[--Note--.--_There are only six plots allowed to us who are not professionals. Here they are. When you have read them, then you will know all about amateur theatricals._]
XL. ”FAIR MISTRESS DOROTHY”
_The scene is an apartment in the mansion of Sir Thomas Farthingale.
There is no need to describe the furniture in it, as rehearsals will gradually show what is wanted. A picture or two of previous Sir Thomas's might be seen on the walls, if you have an artistic friend who could arrange this; but it is a mistake to hang up your own ancestors, as some of your guests may recognise them, and thus pierce beneath the vraisemblance of the scene._
_The period is that of Cromwell--sixteen something._
_The costumes are, as far as possible, of the same period._
Mistress Dorothy Farthingale _is seated in the middle of the stage, reading a letter and occasionally sighing_.
_Enter_ My Lord Carey.
--Carey.-- Mistress Dorothy alone! Truly Fortune smiles upon me.