Part 13 (1/2)

Miss Spratt awoke with a start and looked at her watch. It was 4.15. The cave was empty save for a crumpled page of newspaper. She glanced at this idly and saw that it was the local _Herald_ ... eight days old.

Far away on the horizon William Bales was throwing stones bitterly at the still retreating sea.

XIII. THE PORTUGUESE CIGAR

Everything promised well for my week-end with Charles. The weather was warm and sunny, I was bringing my golf clubs down with me, and I had just discovered (and meant to put into practice) an entirely new stance which made it impossible to miss the object ball. It was this that I was explaining to Charles and his wife at dinner on Friday, when the interruption occurred.

”By the way,” said Charles, as I took out a cigarette, ”I've got a cigar for you. Don't smoke that thing.”

”You haven't let him go in for cigars?” I said reproachfully to Mrs.

Charles. I can be very firm about other people's extravagances.

”This is one I picked up in Portugal,” explained Charles. ”You can get them absurdly cheap out there. Let's see, dear; where did I put it?”

”I saw it on your dressing-table last week,” said his wife, getting up to leave us. He followed her out and went in search of it, while I waited with an interest which I made no effort to conceal. I had never heard before of a man going all the way to Portugal to buy one cigar for a friend.

”Here it is,” said Charles, coming in again. He put down in front of me an ash-tray, the matches and a--and a--well, a cigar. I examined it slowly. Half of it looked very tired.

”Well,” said Charles, ”what do you think of it?”

”When you say you--er--_picked it up_ in Portugal,” I began carefully, ”I suppose you don't mean----” I stopped and tried to bite the end off.

”Have a knife,” said Charles.

I had another bite, and then I decided to be frank.

”_Why_ did you pick it up?” I asked.

”The fact was,” said Charles, ”I found myself one day in Lisbon without my pipe, and so I bought that thing; I never smoke them in the ordinary way.”

”Did you smoke this?” I asked. It was obvious that _something_ had happened to it.

”No, you see, I found some cigarettes at the last moment, and so, knowing that you liked cigars, I thought I'd bring it home for you.”

”It's very nice of you, Charles. Of course I can see that it has travelled. Well, we must do what we can with it.”

I took the knife and started chipping away at the mahogany end. The other end--the brown-paper end, which had come ungummed--I intended to reserve for the match. When everything was ready I applied a light, leant back in my chair, and pulled.

”That's all right, isn't it?” said Charles. ”You'd be surprised if I told you what I paid for it.”

”No, no, you mustn't think that,” I protested. ”Probably things are dearer in Portugal.” I put it down by my plate for a moment's rest. ”All I've got against it at present is that its pores don't act as freely as they should.”

”I've got a cigar-cutter somewhere, if----”

”No, don't bother, I think I can do it with the nut-crackers. There's no doubt it was a good cigar once, but it hasn't wintered well.”