Part 3 (2/2)

”Once upon a time there was a balloon, a dear little toy balloon, and--and----”

”What's 'at?” asked Margery, making a dab at my chest. ”What's 'at, uncle dear?”

”That,” I said, ”is a b.u.t.ton. More particularly a red waistcoat b.u.t.ton.

More particularly still, my top red waistcoat b.u.t.ton.”

”What's 'at?” she asked, going down one.

”That is a b.u.t.ton. Description: second red waistcoat. Parents living: both. Infectious diseases: scarlet fever slightly once.”

”What's 'at?”

”That's a--ah, yes, a b.u.t.ton. The third. A good little chap, but not so chubby as his brothers. He couldn't go down to Margate with them last year, and so, of course--Well, as I was saying, there was once a balloon, and----”

”What's a-a-'at?” said Margery, bending forward suddenly and kissing it.

”Look here, you've jolly well got to enclose a stamped addressed envelope with the next question. As a matter of fact, though you won't believe me, that again is a b.u.t.ton.”

”What's 'at?” asked Margery, digging at the fifth b.u.t.ton.

”Owing to extreme pressure on s.p.a.ce,” I began.... ”Thank you. That also is a b.u.t.ton. Its responsibility is greater than that of its brethren.

The crash may come at any moment. Luckily it has booked its pa.s.sage to the--where was I? Oh yes--well, this balloon----”

”What's 'at?” said Margery, pointing to the last one.

”I must have written notice of that question. I can't tell you offhand.”

”What's 'at, uncle dear?”

”Well, I don't know, Margie. It looks something like a collar stud, only somehow you wouldn't expect to find a collar stud there. Of course it may have slipped.... Or could it be one of those red beads, do you think?... N-no--no, it isn't a bead.... And it isn't a raspberry, because this is the wrong week for raspberries. Of course it might be a--By Jove, I've got it! It's a b.u.t.ton.”

I gave the sort of war-whoop with which one announces these discoveries, and Margery whooped too.

”A b.u.t.ton,” she cried. ”A dear little b.u.t.ton!” She thought for a moment.

”What's a b.u.t.ton?”

This was ridiculous.

”You don't mean to say,” I reproached her, ”that I've got to tell you now what a b.u.t.ton is. That,” I added severely, pointing to the top of my waistcoat, ”is a b.u.t.ton.”

”What's 'at?” said Margery, pointing to the next one.

I looked at her in horror. Then I began to talk very quickly. ”There was once a balloon,” I said rapidly, ”a dear little boy balloon--I mean toy balloon, and this balloon was a jolly little balloon just two minutes old, and he wasn't always asking silly questions, and when he fell down and exploded himself they used to wring him out and say, 'Come, come now, be a little airs.h.i.+p about it,' and so----”

”What's 'at?” asked Margery, pointing to the top b.u.t.ton.

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