Chapter 90: The Mystic Arts of Derivation from Living Things (1/2)
The next day, Cheng Yu hummed a song while walking to the school to take his exam. Why was he so happy? Because, Cheng Yu had finally gotten himself a girlfriend after reincarnating to this world. Even though it was just a kiss, at least he had gotten himself a formal girlfriend.
“Boss, why are you so happy today? Is it because you think you will score well for your exam?” When Fatty saw Cheng Yu had come into the classroom, he was definitely the first person Cheng Yu would see. Cheng Yu was pretty satisfied by Fatty’s performance so far as his first follower.
“Che! It’s only you who would be so concerned with this kind of test. Do you know that there are a lot more important things compared to scoring well on a test?”
“Money!” Fatty was startled for a moment before replying confidently.
“Vulgar! So vulgar! You might see money as invaluable, but I consider it as disposable,” Cheng Yu looked at Fatty with disdain.
“Boss, what do you consider more important to you?” Fatty asked curiously. Are there actually things that are more important than money in this world?
“Of course! Women,” Cheng Yu said as if it was something very natural.
Fatty was stunned. The boss was more vulgar than him! If he had money, wouldn’t women start coming to him? Fatty did not agree with Cheng Yu’s thought process as he still felt that money was the most important thing.
“Go. Our class monitor is about to get angry again,” When Cheng Yu saw the female class monitor was staring at him with an ugly expression, he gave a kick to Fatty and quickly walked to his seat.
“What were you chatting about with Fatty?” Lin Yuhan was very curious about what they were talking about every day.
“Fatty is my follower, so I have to give him guidance and hope that he would become a talent sooner.”
“Who would believe you?! Then explain to me why the class monitor shows that expression whenever the you two talk in front of her?”
“What’s so weird about it? Don’t women have a few days that they aren’t normal every month? And it’s quite evident that her menopause has come earlier by a few years. That’s all,” No matter what, Cheng Yu felt that he was just too dazzling. No matter where he went, he would always outshine others. It was evident that the monitor had been outshined by him. That’s why, Cheng Yu thought that he became an eyesore to her.
“You are the one who is not normal. I am too lazy to talk to you. There’s never anything true in what you speak.”
“Who said there is no truth in what I say? When I said I like you, I was definitely speaking the truth. Whoever dares to say that it’s a lie, I will curse him so that he will definitely not find a wife for his entire life.”
“Who wants your love? If you truly love me, why would you still chase girls outside every day?” When she heard Cheng Yu say he was fond of her, Lin Yuhan’s heart suddenly felt a strange kind of happiness. However, she didn’t show it. Otherwise, this shameless boy would definitely act arrogant again.
“When have you seen me chasing girls outside? I became very honest. Every day, studying with you in school is my greatest happiness,” Cheng Yu suddenly realized a problem. The females in this world were very different from the females in his previous world.
In this world, it was a norm for a couple to become husband and wife. The women here all have a very stringent and identical concept that their husband was not allowed to find another woman outside.
Haiz! An ancient Chinese saying explained that “when a woman was too capable, society would definitely fall into chaos.”[1] As the years go by, technology became more and more advanced. Why did it seem like the status of men kept on getting lower?
“Is that so? How come I wasn’t able to tell? I think you must be more than happy to not come to school. You will be able to chase after those little vixens every day instead,” Lin Yuhan harrumphed twice and said sarcastically.
What a shame! The girls he was flirting with were little vixens? Among those women he knew of, Lin Yuhan was the youngest. The one who was the little vixen should be her instead! Those other women were more likely to be old vixens!
“Xiao Hanhan, you have changed. You are no longer adorable as before. I still prefer the you who would easily blush,” Cheng Yu showed a heart broken expression as he replied with pain.
“Who…who blushes so easily? I have always been like this!” When they talked about blushing, Lin Yuhan unconsciously blushed. She recalled that there was a period of time where she would frequently blush in front of Cheng Yu. During that time, she wasn’t used to Cheng Yu’s teasing.
However, after she started to talk and joke with Cheng Yu more, she didn’t even realize that she was no longer as introverted as before.