1132 China’s Magical Oil (1/2)
China's Magical Oil
At the mention of mysterious ancient Egypt, many Chinese people immediately spouted a series of sensational rumors, such as the curse of the pyramid, endless treasure, the resurrected mummy.
Similarly, when many Westerners mentioned China, they had many unrealistic fantasies. For example, the Chinese were all martial arts masters or table tennis masters with tied braids behind their heads, and other stereotypes.
Modern Egyptians were kind of considered Westerners, but Egypt's economic level and urban style were basically equivalent to that of China in the 1990s or so. Few Chinese tourists went to Egypt, so their impression of ancient China was more exaggerated than what Chinese people thought of ancient Egypt.
In other countries, Richard's trick may not have deceived people, but because of the magical impression of the cooling ointment and the fantasies of ancient China, the Egyptians really bought it!
Zhang Zian could not understand Richard's conversation with the six Egyptian men, but he could read the greed on their faces.
But he was very troubled. How had Richard managed to make them feel greedy? Could it have been this Pinduoduo's explosive-level cooling ointment?
Richard was chattered by Zhang Zian all the way to make sure that it could not speak without hindrance, so as not to offend the local customs. It had already been chattered by him till it was impatient. It had just so happened that those people were unjust first. Was it not wrong for him to play tricks on them?
”Since we have such an affinity and are friends, I'll tell you another secret!” it said, pretending to be mysterious. ”I'm telling you guys, besides expelling mosquitoes, clearing away heat, and relieving summer heat and indulgence, the emperor's version of cooling ointment has an ultimate effect. I wouldn't tell the ordinary person!”
The six Egyptian men, whose appetite had grown higher, said impatiently, ”What is the ultimate effect? The friendship between China and Egypt will last forever. Let this cooling ointment be a witness to the friendship between the Chinese and Egyptian people!”
Richard saw that they were all in a hurry to start grabbing. Knowing that they could not hold back anymore because they were already very interested, he whispered, ”This is started with Cixi's husband. Do you know who Cixi's husband is? The Emperor of China? Isn't that obvious? Let me tell you, her husband is the Xianfeng emperor. You may feel that the name is unfamiliar, but it's okay. You just need to know that he was a greedy emperor. This emperor of China had 72 concubines in three palaces and six courtyards and 3,000 beautiful women in the back palace. As a result, the Xianfeng emperor overindulged and the iron pestle was ground into embroidery needles. How unlucky is he to see so many beautiful girls but not be able to eat them?”
Six men showed unspoken smiles, winked, and made signs at each other.
”And after that?” they asked.
Richard continued: ”Later, Cixi appeared. There are seven levels in the Chinese Imperial Palace. It took Cixi only five years to get ahead. She leaped from the fifth level to the second level. What was the reason? It was the emperor's cooling ointment!”Find authorized novels in Webnovel，faster updates, better experience，Please click visiting.
The six men seemed to have understood. ”Could it be…”
”That's right! The ultimate effect of this emperor's version of cooling oil is to solve your unspeakable hidden problems, prolong fighting time, increase the intensity of the fighting, and let you revive the male spirit!” cried Richard.
Zhang Zian mechanically copied Richard's words with his mouth shapes. Before he could recover, he saw the big Arab men stretching out their hands hurriedly and robbing several bottles of cold oil from his hands, carrying them in their arms like treasures, and even guarding against each other vigilantly.
The f*ck?
What kind of situation was this?