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”Hello, everyone! Your dazzling beauty makes the fish sink and wild geese fall, a beauty so stunning that the moon hides her face and the flowers blush for shame at sight of me, a national beauty with flesh of ice and bones of jade. The beautiful little mermaid Sihwa has begun to broadcast live! Are you looking forward to it? Do you want to give gifts to support me?”
Sihwa smiled as she gave a peace sign in front of the camera on the phone.
The broadcast room was full of insults.
”I haven't seen anyone rushing fans for presents! How about being more reserved? It's such a waste of your face!”
”Ah, when I was in elementary school, I couldn't wait to pile up some idioms that I'd learned in my composition class just like this…”
”That… who is in elementary school?”
”That's unreasonable. Actually, those phrases were used quite well…”
With Sihwa starting her live broadcast, the broadcast room quickly became lively. In accordance with the usual practice, the newcomers first raised various doubts about her appearance, and old fans used cynical tones to mock the newcomers, lamenting that when they had first come, they had also thought the same. Some newcomers couldn't stand the mocking and left the broadcast room, but most newcomers chose to observe silently.
Most anchors broadcasted live in the afternoon and evening because there were more idle people in the afternoon and evening, but conversely, the competition in the morning was not so fierce, and people could avoid the time of super anchor. Sihwa did live broadcasting every morning and managed to attract a large number of regular fans. After all, the live broadcast app was nationwide There were always people who were more leisurely in the morning, too.
Sihwa's live room should have been regarded as a very strange live room. She didn't play games, she didn't have much talent, she never went out, and she even just soaked in the bathtub. She read a fairy tale, stumbling over the words, when she was happy, and when she was not happy, she lost her temper and argued with the fans.
The only way to communicate with fans was to be insulted by them, because her tone of voice was like the main character of a Mary Sue story, constantly having the feeling of being the best in the world. There was no shortage of points for people to use to attack, and some people even deliberately provoked her to make angry and enjoy the pleasure of being attacked by her. This was like the way primary school boys behaved to girls they liked, not to please them but to pull on their braids and frighten them by catching insects.
Still, who had asked her face to be so good looking? Besides, she was also a foreign sister who could speak fluent Chinese, which was a very rare attribute. But some careful netizens had found that she had a slight accent when she spoke Chinese, which was hard to detect if they didn't pay attention to it. It seemed to be the accent of the eastern coastal areas.
”I'm telling you guys, I'm just living temporarily here to experience the life of the ordinary people. The luxury bathroom you saw before was my real home!”
It was Sihwa's millionth time repeating that sentence, and even she herself believed it sometimes, but sadly she could not manage to trick the netizens.
”Oh, alright, next.”
”Don't lower your head, your crown will fall off.”
”This is the so-called clueless young woman, right? She was probably corrupted by Korean dramas. When will she be given an electric shock by Professor Yang?”
”I have a question, broadcaster. You are always soaking in the bathtub. Won't your skin wrinkle? I was in the swimming pool for half a day and my fingers were already bumpy.”
Sihwa automatically ignored the mocking and proudly showed her ten fingers that were like jade onions, shaking them in front of the camera.
”Don't compare yourself to me. I am born beautiful like a fish in water!” she said triumphantly.
”F*ck! I have a hand fetish! I can't stand it!”
”I could play with this hand for a year!”
”I could play for ten years!”
”I'm already done, what about you guys?”