1094 The Problem With Long Fur (2/2)
In Egypt, long-haired cats were virtually not seen unless they were kept at home by wealthy people and served by air conditioners 24 hours a day. Such cats did not run outdoors, so they were still not seen.
Zhang Zian repeated the necessity of shaving several times. The more the snow lion listened, the more panicked it was. Its watery blue eyes were almost crying.
”Your Majesty! I don't want to cut my fur! If you really need to cut it, can Your Majesty cut it for this servant?” It pulled on Fina, crying so much it could not pronounce its words properly.
Fina pushed it away. ”Egypt's climate is bad. Maybe it's really not suited for you, or you'd better stay here. We'll be back very soon.”
Snowy Lionet was not happy, and turning around to see that Old Time Tea had also gotten up, it pointed at Old Time Tea and said, ”Old Time Tea is wearing so much, isn't it about the same as this servant? Could it be that it needs to strip to go to Egypt?”
Zhang Zian answered, ”There's no need at all. Grandpa Tea's dressing is the most suitable one. Do you think it's necessary to strip off when it's hot? It's so hot that your skin would be sunburned and peel off every minute. Even if humans with barely any fur go to Egypt, they can't walk around without wearing anything. No matter how hot it is, it's better to wear long-sleeve clothes, a hat, and sunscreen.”
Snowy Lionet did not understand what he was saying, but it was still not happy, mumbling that it was not happy to cut its fur.
Anyway, they were not going to leave today, and there was still time to do its ideological work. But if it didn't want to shave off its fur, it could only stay in the shop, or Zhang Zian could leave it in the mobile phone and not let it come out. Otherwise, it would be seeking death going to Egypt.
”Ga ga! Then what about me? I'm saying first, the feathers on my body cannot be cut!” Richard heard their conversation, and turning its body to emerge from under the small blanket, he fluttered his wings and landed on Zhang Zian's shoulder to yawn with bad breath.
”I can't cut them, I can only pull them out.” Zhang Zian threw it aside in disdain. He did not know why the bird was eating vegetarian all day. How could its mouth smell so bad? Could it be that it was eating sh*t quietly?
”You can't pull them out either! I feel like I might be put into the oven casually by you idi*t!” Richard used its wings to cover its body. ”I don't want Orleans Roast Chicken Wings.”
Actually, Richard's problem was easy to solve. He could just find a cage and cover it with a white cloth. It would be ventilated and could act as protection against the sun. It was also convenient to carry.
He explained it to Richard with gestures and washed his mouth and saliva to finally let it understand that he was not doing a captivity play.
”Meow meow meow! The stinky man is deliberately favoring one over another, right? Prepare a cat cage for me too and cover it with white cloth!” Snowy Lionet was instantly alert when it heard that there was a possibility of not shaving its fur.
Zhang Zian glared. ”If I'm carrying a bird in my left hand and carrying a cat in my right hand, how can I do anything else? And you're also very heavy! Ten Richards added up together would not be as heavy as you. Adding on the weight of the cage itself—am I going to Egypt to become fit?”
”Ah!” Snowy Lionet's eyes rolled. ”Then hang the cage on your middle leg. Can't you spare one hand then?”
”Sorry, my middle leg can't hang a bird cage!” Zhang Zian was insulted.
”Hmph! Looks, strength, money, being gentlemanly, you don't have any of those qualities! Sure enough, you are a good-for-nothing stinky man!” Snowy Lionet was disappointed.
”Find me someone who can hang it to let me see!” he retorted.
Even if he could hang it, he did not dare to hang it. As soon as he left the house, he would be sent to the police station. The secular etiquette in Egypt was much stricter than in China.
Of course, that did not mean that he could hang it in China either.