1079 A Disgraceful Figh (2/2)
The pain kept radiating up from his crotch, almost making him want to curl up and lick at its crotch to soothe the pain from its testicles. But to protect its image and ego as a god, it didn't do so.
Even Zhang Zian, watching from the side, silently closed his feet together.
”Who… Who are you?” It hurt so much, even its voice changed.
It was supposed to recognise Snowy Lionet, since Snowy Lionet was Fina's loyal follower, but the pain had really clouded its brain function.
”Meow meow meow! I'm the ever lovely, ever popular Snowy Lionet, the castrator of toms and men! I see you're very special. I'm willing to castrate you for free. What do you think?”
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The Holy Cat statue's head was bursting with pain, and it didn't understand the whole line of words it had just spoken.
Snowy Lionet kept looking at the space between the Holy Cat statue's legs, speaking its next few words with much interest. ”I've castrated a lot of cats, but I haven't castrated a statue yet… I'm in a good mood today and wanted to have a good meal. Not only will I castrate you for free, I can also carve RBQ into your inner thighs. Aren't you glad?”
The Holy Cat statue didn't know what RBQ meant, but its instinct told it that it wasn't anything good, and as a god, it shouldn't go anywhere near those three words.
”Ridiculous!”
It roared, ”Do you know the consequences of insulting gods like this?”
”Gods?” Snowy Lionet looked around, confused. ”Where are they? I only see a statue very suitable as an RBQ!”
Faced with such a shameless cat with filthy words spewing out of it at every second, the Holy Cat statue was about to blow through the roof!
This could be the most unlucky day since its conception. If it was defeated by Old Time Tea or Fina, it would have been more accepting of it. But as a god, how could it be humiliated by such a no-name?
Its teeth were all bared now, black smoke spewing out of every single crevice in its torso as it leapt at Snowy Lionet with its claws out and teeth sharp. This time it would do it, no matter the distraction. It had to tear this white cat into a thousand pieces and chew on the meat on its bones as a reward!
Snowy Lionet had long been prepared. It knew that after males were attacked in this manner, they could react in one of two ways: either lose all of their energy and flop into a useless pile on the floor, or let their anger cloud all of their logical thinking abilities.
It curled itself onto a ball and rolled away, hiding underneath a stone chair.
The angered Holy Cat statue hit the stone chair, crushing it into pieces, but Snowy Lionet had rolled beneath another one by then.
It leaped up high, planning to smash both the chair and Snowy Lionet into dust.
”Meow meow meow! Save me, my queen! Your loyal subject's getting bullied by stinky men!” Snowy Lionet shouted.
”Who dares commit crimes before my holy self?”
They could only see a ray of gold shining down from the sky, falling onto the Holy Cat statue's neck and pressing it into the dirt and dust.