582 Bedtime Rock and Roll (1/2)
Chapter 582: Bedtime Rock and Roll
Translator: Nyoi-Bo StudioEditor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
”Bedtime! Bedtime! I'm turning the lights off!”
At 10 pm, when most people were enjoying their nightlife, Zhang Zian was putting the elfins to bed. To get up early every day, they had to sleep early as well. Otherwise, they were drowsy during the day, and couldn't do anything properly.
”Meow, meow, meow! Where's my late night snack? Where are my roasted balls?” Snowy Lionet scratched at his pants and yelled non-stop.
”There's no late snack. Who's eating a late snack anyways? Don't you think you're fat enough?” Zhang Zian refused, using a random reason. He couldn't allow Snowy Lionet to develop a habit of eating roasted balls. Besides, how should he even roast them? Put two fresh eggs in a bowl, send them to Uncle and Aunt Li, and ask them to roast them? No way.
”Hmph!” Snowy Lionet pouted unhappily. It noticed the phone in Zhang Zian's hand and asked, ”What are you looking for? What the heck is jockstrap underwear?”
He was browsing an online shopping site on his phone, and was in the middle of the ”jockstrap underwear” search results page. There were all sorts of underwear with reinforced crotches showing up on the page.
Zhang Zian was unwilling to admit that it had traumatized him. He explained hesitantly, ”Because my old underwear is worn out. I need new ones.”
Snowy Lionet didn't believe him at all, and carelessly asked, ”Is that so? Answer me, are you a noble man or a hypocrite?”
Zhang Zian was stunned and didn't know why it was asking this. He thought about it and answered, ”Of course I'm noble.
”Then haven't you heard of this expression: noble men expose their balls, while hypocrites hide their junk?” Snowy Lionet spoke with seriousness. ”If you are noble, then you should show your balls.”
Zhang Zian was nearly speechless. ”Do you think I'm a self-exposing maniac? I'd be caught by the police!”
”Stop the nonsense and go to bed. Are you always sleepy during the day time? Why are you so hyper at night?” He pulled at his pants, struggling to escape from Snowy Lionet's claws.
”I'm not sleepy!” Snowy Lionet was full of energy. ”Oh right. How much did that guy pay you for surgery?”
”A thousand,” replied Zhang Zian honestly. Gao Zhuo paid for the surgery generously, in order to thank him for the sterilization surgery coming out of nowhere.
”Hm, he's smart.” Snowy Lionet sucked on its lips and threatened him. ”I made this money for My Majesty. Don't you dare confiscate it, or I'll castrate you!”
”I'm not confiscating it,” said Zhang Zian without complete certainty. He knew now that Snowy Lionet was not joking. Maybe one day it would do it for real.
Fina was just as energetic. The two cats had enough sleep during the day, and were always hyper at night. It walked around the room, going back and forth.
”Quack! This is a good deal. Why didn't you tell me and let me join the party?” Richard fluttered its wings and landed on Zhang Zian's shoulder. ”Don't turn off the lights. I'm not in bed yet.”
Like most parrots, Richard had night blindness, and couldn't see anything when the lights were off. It would fly blindly and spread bird feathers in every corner.
”I didn't tell you for your own good. That serval is a famous bird hunter. Do you want to turn into cat crap?” He squinted at it. ”Go to bed now. I'm turning the lights off.”
”Quack! So lame!” Richard complained and flew to its bed. It went under the blanket and tossed its body around a few times to find a comfortable position.
Old Time Tea watched TV all day and was sleepy. It yawned, took of its bamboo hat, and fell asleep on the blanket before everybody else. Soon, its breathing became smooth and even.