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Chapter 344: Showing Support

Translator: Nyoi-Bo StudioEditor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Zhang Zian could do nothing but surrender to Richard’s flagrant threat. He didn't want his butthole to turn from a daisy into a sunflower!

”I can take you on a plane, but you have to remain invisible the whole time or stay in the birdcage, otherwise the airline companies will not allow both of us to go aboard,” he said.

”Quack?” Richard was rather upset, ”Am I a prisoner? Or are you just ashamed of me?”

”...I don't mean by that, it's just the rules of the airline companies.”

Richard said disdainfully, ”You think I've never traveled by plane before? Let me tell you, you were just a toddler when I was able to be on a plane! I will not only travel by plane this time, I will also order the in-flight meals!”

It was not against regulation when passengers brought pets on planes, it was just more troublesome, for veterinary inspection certificates must be issued to the pets. Besides, even though the certificates had been granted to the pets, the airline companies in China would not allow pets into the passenger cabins; while the airline companies overseas were more flexible as long as their owners had booked tickets for them in advance.

Regarding the veterinary inspection certificate, he could ask Sun Xiaomeng for help.

However... Even though pets were allowed in passenger cabins, no airline company in the world would allow pets to move around in the cabins, for they might bring trouble and danger to the passengers.

Richard would not compromise. Not only did it want to take a plane, but it wanted to have its own seat, or else Zhang Zian's butthole would suffer.

Zhang Zian could only promise it so for the time being, and tried to think of other solutions to this conundrum.

The principal mission of this journey to America was to train kittens for Blue Climax, so it wouldn't work if only Zhang Zian and Richard were to be there. Therefore, he approached Fina beside the cat tree and said fawningly,

”Fina, did you hear that? We are going to America soon. Aren't you excited for that?”

The sleepy Fina opened her eyes, glared at him, and turned him down right away, ”I’m not going.”

”...Why?” Zhang Zian was surprised to be rejected.

”Isn't it obvious? I don't want to go outside in such cold weather!” Fina cuddled up more tightly and stared at him, ”And what about the heating pads you said you bought online a few days ago? Why aren't they here yet?”

”Well... They will be here soon.” Zhang Zian would not admit that to save money, he didn't choose the express delivery method.

The package containing the heating pads was probably still on its way in a bumpy delivery vehicle... If he answered honestly, there would be blood shed on him! According to the Chinese lunar calendar, today was suitable for ”fixing graves”, but he had no intention of building himself a grave today!

”How about...” suddenly inspired, he decided to solve the problem in a roundabout way. ”The city in the United States we are going to is very warm. Didn't you hear those two people just say that? Los Angeles is sunny and warm — don't you want to bask in the sunshine for a few days?”

Fina was conflicted upon hearing this. There were no sunny days in Binhai City recently. Sometimes it was misty, sometimes it was cloudy and windy, and today, it was even snowing outside. Although Fina was curious about snow, it was sick of the cold.

”Really?” Fina stared at him in doubts, ”Do you realize the consequences if you lie to me?”

”You'll be castrated!” Snowy Lionet chimed in, ”Your Majesty, if you are cold, I can warm you up with my body.”

Ignoring this disruptive Snowy Lionet, Zhang Zian guaranteed confidently, ”Relax, there are few cloudy days in Los Angeles a year, so the chance is rare for us to run into that! Besides, don't you want to inspect the living conditions of the kittens in America? You know, visiting the kittens in communities, showing your support and kindness, consoling the kittens in difficult situations… so that the kittens in America can feel the care from their superior!”

Fina was a little bit confused, ”That makes sense... But I feel something is wrong, like I've heard these words before...”

Zhang Zian stopped her quickly, ”You're overthinking! That's it, we've settled this issue. Go back to sleep! I will inform you immediately when the heating pads arrive!”

Fina struggled to keep thinking. Sleeping was more tempting, so she closed her eyes very soon.

He could skip asking Snowy Lionet, for it would go wherever Fina went.

Old Time Tea waved its paws at Zhang Zian. He trotted towards it, ”Grandpa Tea?”