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Chapter 233: English Idiot

Translator: Nyoi-Bo StudioEditor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

It was the early morning of the next day.

These days, the sun came up later and later. Though he didn't want to leave his bed and had been struggling for a while, Zhang Zian woke up on time. He sat on the edge of his bed, yawned, and put on his clothes slowly.

In the dark bedroom, a pair of blue eyes suddenly lit up, gazing at him viciously.

What the hell! Zhang Zian was almost scared to death and nearly yelled for help. What kind of monster was that?

He looked carefully. It turned out to be Snowy Lionet, who looked fierce and tried to intimidate him. From its behavior and its look, Zhang Zian understood the message Snowy Lionet was trying to convey—”You jerk! Don't make any noise. If you disrupt My Majesty in her sleep, I will have you castrated!”

Last night, Snowy Lionet insisted on staying with Fina, even though Fina would not let it on her princess bed. Snowy Lionet ended up lying under the princess bed and kept Fina company.

Zhang Zian was very reluctant to let Snowy Lionet into his bedroom because it was very dangerous! A lesbian cat that hated men with a passion and kept threatening to castrate him slept in the same bedroom as he... Luckily, Fina was there too, so Snowy Lionet probably would not make its move while Fina was present.

At that moment, Snowy Lionet was lying on a blanket very close to Fina's princess bed and stared at Zhang Zian cautiously, like a faithful shepherd dog.

He worried before whether Snowy Lionet would feel freezing, but looking at its snowy white long fur, which could hide eggs in it, he knew that his concern was unnecessary. Besides, Snowy Lionet was too passionate. It would be nice if it could cool down a little bit.

Zhang Zian didn't want to cause any trouble, so he tiptoed into the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth.

When he came out from the bathroom, Fina had just woken up. She stretched and pulled open the curtains of its princess bed.

”Your majesty! Aren't you going to sleep a little longer? I will make sure that no one will bother you while you are sleeping!” Snowy Lionet tried to curry favor with Fina and expressed its loyalty.

”That would be unnecessary. I don't want to be mocked by this ordinary person because of my snoozing.” Fina glanced coldly at Zhang Zian.

Zhang Zian thought to himself, ”Don't you usually go back to your bed to sleep a whole day after finishing your breakfast?”

He wasn't stupid enough to let that spill out.

Zhang Zian came downstairs. Galaxy and Old Time Tea had already woken up. Richard was standing on the metal rail of the French glass door. Seeing that Zhang Zian was walking downstairs, Richard cleared its throat, and said,

”Gaga! Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning!”

Galaxy and Old Time Tea were confused; they didn't understand the implication in this sentence.

Zhang Zian pointed at Richard, ”You think I don't understand your dirty joke because it's in English?” Richard was not satisfied only presenting its skills in Chinese puns, so it showed off by also making puns in English now.

Richard raised its wing and pointed at him, pretended it was surprised. ”Quack? Jeff, I thought you were an idiot when it came to English. Yesterday, you acted like you were an English idiot!”

Zhang Zian defended himself, ”Hey, I passed College English Test Band 4! I'm not an English idiot! My poor performance yesterday was because... What was that word again?”