66 Shiny Things (2/2)

Wang Qian and Li Kun cried like babies holding Zhang Zian’s thigh.

A man does not easily shed tears unless his heart is truly broken. Now that they found out a cat was treated better than they were, their hearts were completely shattered.

Zhang Zian wasn’t touched at all. He pushed them away, one from each side.

”What the hell! I just changed into clean pants this morning. My pants are not for wiping your runny noses! Are you guys skipping class?” He looked at them, speechless.

Wang Qian wiped away his tears.

Li Qian cleared his nose with his hand. As he was about to to throw the mucus on the ground, he noticed the cold eyes of the golden cat. He lightly patted on Wang Qian’s back and secretly wiped his hand off on Wang Qian’s shirt.

”Of course not, master. It is your order that we could not skip class. We dare not defy your command!” Wang Qian defended quickly.

Li Kun was smarter. He pulled out his cell phone with the hand that just wiped off his mucus, found the class schedule from a whole bunch of files and respectfully showed it to Zhang Zian.

”Master, please look. We do not have class today,” Li Qun told him. As he spoke, he figured he wasn’t correct. If there wasn’t class, where had they gone to this morning?

Zhang Zian looked really quick and said, ”Are you awake? Look at the schedule yourself. That is the schedule for the first semester. Now it is already the second semester.”

Li Qun was nervous. He started sweating, swiping his phone rapidly trying to find the schedule from his photo folder.

However, there were too many pictures in the photo folder. He could not find it after a long while. As a bumping mahatma, he had to save a great amount of Bao Zou Comics to fight with pictures against other people. That’s why he accumulated more and more comic pictures, which occupied the space for normal files… Of course, this was not Li Qun’s fault. It was the comic authors who created tens of thousands of comics that took away Li Qun’s storage space.

It was weird. He could easily find any specific Bao Zou Comic picture for his comic picture fight. It was an intense fight every time. How come the mere class schedule disappeared?

In the end, Wang Qian found the schedule. Wang Qian was a much more straightforward person, so the way he resolved problems was also straightforward. He downloaded a new one from the class’s BBS.

”Master, please take a look. We only had one big class this morning. We came after class!” Wang Qian handed over his cell phone as if he was handing over a gem.

Zhang Zian had a quick look. It was true. They had one class in the morning and now they were off. ”So how can you prove that you went to the early class and didn’t sleep in?”

”It is absolutely impossible,” Wang Qian said affirmatively. ”If we were to sleep in, we would be still in bed right now.”

Zhang Zian was again speechless. He just wanted to slap them in the face when he saw them take this comfortable life for granted. Poor Zhang Zian had to get up early in the morning to clean cat litter and dog feces, groom the dogs and wipe the cats’ faces when Wang and Li were still deeply in their dreams. How was it fair to anyone that worked hard?

The most critical thing was that Zhang Zian had also experienced that period in life. Now when he thought back, he regretted it from the bottom of his heart. Why did he spend the greatest time of life sleeping instead of chasing girls? That was the biggest reason why he was still a damn single to this day...