55 Mineral Spring Water, I Only Drink Evian (1/2)
Chapter 55: Mineral Spring Water, I Only Drink Evian
Translator: Nyoi-Bo StudioEditor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Jiang Qianxue was a little anxious.
If it were mailed to Father’s company, then it would have been all right, but Father would probably have thrown all the pet products away.
”Forget it, just give me the mail.” She wrote down her own home address and phone number.
Zhang Zian took the note and glanced at it. The location seemed to be the famous top-notch villa area of Binghai city.
Does one make that much money being an anchorperson nowadays? A villa can be bought with that kind of income?
He was very despondent, and seriously considered if he should try it and become an anchorperson. But what would he broadcast? He was sedentary, couldn’t carry a tune, and was very bad at playing games. Should he live broadcast himself shoveling cat feces?
[Shocker: Some anchorperson earns a monthly income of one million live broadcasting shoveling cat feces]? My UC Shock couldn’t be so busy!
Jiang Qianxue used the cat carrier to carry the Persian cat, waved goodbye to Zhang Zian, and left the shop. The shop became quiet again.
Zhang Zian let out a breath of air, ”So, why are you two still poking in there?”
Wang Qian and Li Kun bowed their heads, ”Disciples beg master to take us in!”
For these patients in the late stage of retard cancer, the only treatment was probably to send them to Professor Yang for shock therapy.
Zhang Zian nodded, ”I see that you guys are bored to death, how about this You,” he pointed at Wang Qian. ”You, go to the market and bring some fish back for me.”
He also pointed at Li Kun. ”You, go buy a box of mineral spring water; it has to be Evian. Bring back the receipts, so I can reimburse you guys.”
This pair of patients with retard illness was overjoyed. There must be some deep meaning behind master’s move. Maybe it was to refine ultimate immortality medicine? Master actually gave us such a heavy and important responsibility; he must have been touched by our sincerity! As long as we have faith that could move mountains, what hardships could we not overcome? There will be a day when master will definitely pass onto us the advanced animal-taming skills, as well as other skills of the celestials!
The two said in unison, ”Solemnly follow master’s orders! We will go into boiling water and step on fire [1] under all circumstances for master!”
F*ck! How did having you guys run to the market become going into boiling water and stepping on fire?
”Master, forgive disciple’s feeble-mindedness! What kind of fish?” Wang Qian carefully asked.
What kind of fish… Zhang Zian wasn’t sure either, and Fina wouldn’t necessarily be able to explain clearly if he asked her. After all, the names of the fish from ancient times were probably different from the names of fish now.
After some thought, he replied, ”Tilapia, has to be boneless.”
”Following master’s orders!”
Wang Qian and Li Kun were indeed college students with a lot of energy and nowhere to release it. Their footwork was fast, and they were gone within the blink of an eye.
Soon afterwards, they came running back, out of breath. Wang Qian carried a bag of tilapia, and Li Kun carried a box of Evian water. Zhang Zian reimbursed them, and also gave them an extra twenty dollars each.
There should be a payback in return for giving. Although he was stingy, he wasn’t stingy to that degree.
”Ok, you two are both college students in school, right? Hurry up and trundle back to class. You guys are not allowed to come here during class time in the future! If you guys flunk a class at the end of the semester, don’t ever think about entering my shop door!” he commanded coldly.
Wang Qian and Li Kun were dripping with cold sweat. They looked at each other, and could only helplessly obey, ”Yes, master!”