44 Momentary Crisis (1/2)
Chapter 44: Momentary Crisis
Translator: Nyoi_Bo_StudioEditor: Tennesh
From Wang Qian and Li Kun’s perspective, their master had ancient wisdom. That conclusion was a matter of course, but the spectators on the forum saw it as clear as a thunderbolt on a sunny day!
The Bumping King and Bumping Sage had been unrestrained on the forum for more than five years. They’d had about one-thousand or eight-hundred small and big online fights, and to whom did they submit?
They disregarded whether they were being reasonable or not, and if they being were unreasonable, they still had to impose some argument points. This pair of live treasures, they finally admitted defeat!
”F*ck! Are you guys saying the opposite?”
”The brain of a spermatozoid also has a limit, you two!”
”Who can contact the forum administrator? The Bumping King and Bumping Sage’s accounts have been hacked!”
A post with red words unexpectedly appeared at the top of the most recent comments.
The admin of the commenter had written, ”The Bumping King and Bumping Sage are both logged in on their usual equipment. There is no possibility of them being hacked.”
The spectators went into an uproar.
”My eyes! My eyes! The administrator, who has never spoken before, actually commented!”
”Huge worship to the administrator!”
”Two miracles appeared on the forum at the same time: Bumping King and Bumping Sage admitted defeat, and the administrator spoke!”
”Fabulous! There’s no loss in this wave!”
”Could it be that badger apes were pets of the Amazing Fate Pet Shop as well?”
”Above commenter, you are seeking death! Don’t say I didn’t warn you…”
”Above and below commenters, see y’all in the novice area of the forum!”
Wang Qian and Li Kun felt absurd when they read these and promptly clarified, ”We are not being hacked. This conclusion was through our careful investigations. We will use our reputations to make a guarantee! If we speak any false words, then these two forum IDs will be closed off forever! May the administrator be a witness!”
Wang Haige forum was previously open registration, but in the last two years, with the nation’s increased reinforcement on internet rumors, it had already been changed to code registration. This meant that if you wanted to register for the forum, you had to obtain a code from an older user. All the registered users of the forum valued their account number very much; now the Bumping King and Bumping Sage dared to use their old forum ID of five years, under the witness of the administrator, to wager a vow. The spectators finally calmed down temporarily and started to take their remark seriously.
”May I ask Bumping King and Bumping Sage, that ID ”Qi Qi” said that the Amazing Fate Pet Shop’s pets were very obedient, and you guys were very cynical at first, but now you guys have changed and said that they are obedient. Then to what extent are they obedient?”
”Yes, Bumping King and Bumping Sage, please tell us. We are very curious!”
Wang Qian replied, ”Haha, so many four or five month old kittens sit in a row to eat fruits. To what extent of obedience do you say that is?”
”Nonsense! Do you guys have dim eyesight? Are you sure it was kittens and not puppies?”
”We still know the difference between cats and dogs,” Li Kun replied.
”F*ck! I really don’t motherf*cking believe it! Do you guys have any common sense? It’s not possible for cats to be obedient to that extent!”
”We also thought that way before we went into the shop,” Wang Qian replied.
”As a result, my face was slapped until it was swollen. It still hurts even now,” Li Kun replied.
”Did you guys take a picture? Give an excerpt of a video too! How else could we believe?”
Wang Qian replied, ”We were too shocked at that moment and were dumbfounded. We didn’t have the time to take footage.”
Li Kun also replied, ”Seeing is believing. If you don’t believe it, go take a look yourself. All who mess around on this forum are from Binghai City anyways. It’s only a few steps.”
”Alright, we will believe Bumping King and Bumping Sage this once! It’s too late today, and I don’t have time. I will go see for myself another day!”