Chapter 27 (1/2)

Chapter 27: After marriage day to day life- where is your moral integrity?

When Xu Wei Yu is being very shameless, I’d ask him, “Where is your moral integrity?”

He’ll glance back with a charming smile and say, “I lost it all when I fell in love with you.”

Then, when his co-workers and friends get provoked by his arrogant manner under his refined air, they’d say to him, “Brother Yu, you’ve lost your moral integrity!”

He’d turn back and smile, “No, it’s your moral integrity.”

All in all, I’ve received numerous called related to Xu Wei Yu’s moral integrity.

“Sister in law, you have to act on my behalf, yes, I am his co-worker in the same department, surname Liu. I’ve been suffering from his inhumane encroachments! I can’t protect myself and I want to jump off a cliff but my family……”

“……”

Later, I asked him, “How did you encroach on co-worker Liu?”

Wei Yu: “Pft! He has nothing to do all day so he rocks around in my office. It’s so annoying so I got someone to get a pair of handcuffs and cuff him to his seat to let him stop it for a bit.”

“……”

Xu Wei Yu’s department organised a trip to go play real person shooting. I was brought along after much unwillingness. Luckily, a lot of men also brought along their families.

Before the game started, we were divided into two teams through drawing lots. Xu Wei Yu and I were on the opposing teams. He held my hand and said, “Wife, I am someone with discipline so please don’t take to heart whatever I do to you later on and make me kneel on the floor when we get home ah.”

In the front, someone shouted, “Brother Yu, what are you doing? Hurry up and get back to the team!”

Wei Yu: “What are you shouting for, I’m just checking my fellow soldier’s character!”

Not long after the battle began, I was held at gunpoint.

Xu Wei Yu ran over from afar, “Wait, wait, wait, wait! Let me capture the prisoner!”

I stared at the sky. After Xu Wei Yu ran over, I only saw him stare deeply at his team mate then extinguish them.

Team mate: “……”

Me: “……”

Wei Yu: “I can’t do it to a beautiful woman ah.”

Me, who was not a beautiful woman, sincerely said, “You should shoot me, I really want to get out and drink tea.”

Xu Wei Yu’s indecent quotes.

After rolling around in bed for one and a half weeks, he stared softly at me, exuding tenderness and love, “Lady pa.s.sing by, please come and help me get rid of my poision……oi, don’t leave ah, lady!”

When I was busy on the flower, he ran over and said, “Please deflower me.”

When I was hanging up the laundry, he walked around in a circle then said with a cute expression, “This kind contractor, please contract me! As long as you work hard and cultivate well, I promise that next year, you’ll have a big reaping.”

Me: “……”

Of course, he was just groundlessly kicking up a racket.

Outside, when we were with his friends and he saw them looking at pretty ladies, Wei Yu would coldly snort, “Where is your character?” He’d continue, “If you want to look then look at your own, if you look at other people’s, it’s like not looking at all!”

Once, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Don’t you men have better values?”