Chapter 22 (2/2)
Okay, you’re the cruel one.
After he said it, he smugly went back to play on the internet.
When I went into the study to get a book, he said, “I can see you from the screen’s reflection. You’re making faces towards me right, hmph hmph.”
Me: “I only raised a presumption is all, you don’t need to get angry about it right?”
Wei Yu: “I’m not angry, I just don’t feel good about it.” He stressed the words, “Don’t feel good.”
Me: “Then I’ll apologise?”
Wei Yu: “Reply with your fles.h.!.+”
I pushed his head to the table.
He laughed, “I won’t do it any more, let go, aiyo , my neck is twisted!”
After I released him, he sat there rubbing his neck. He looked back at me and bitterly said, “If my neck becomes twisted, the one who is going to be embarra.s.sed is you.”
And also:
When I opened a computer files program, a page of highly recommended popped up. The filed rated first was actually divorce papers with more than 600,000 downloads.
I was curious so I downloaded that file and opened it. The first point: the male and female must both consent to the divorce. The second point: handling a.s.sets. The third point: dealing with liabilities. Lastly, signatures from both the female and male……So it turns out divorce papers look like this.
After I finished reading, I closed it.
The next day, when I came home from work, Xu Wei Yu was sitting on the sofa in the lounge with a solemn face.
I asked, “Have you eaten yet?”
Wei Yu didn’t reply.
Me: “Why didn’t you answer my phone call just now? If you haven’t eaten yet, I’ll make you dumplings?”
Still no reply.
I could feel that there was something he was in disagreement about so I went over and asked, “What’s wrong?”
“Nothing.”
“Your tone doesn’t sound so good ah.”
He stood up and asked very seriously, “How long have we been married for?”
“More than half a year.”
“Is there any part of me that you’re unsatisfied with?”
I thought about it. He immediately got angry, “You still need to think?! As expected, you’re unsatisfied!”
I was speechless, “Didn’t you ask?”
“You shouldn’t even need to think about it, hmph!”
“What are you doing?”
“Why did you download the divorce papers?”
“Huh?”
“The divorce papers!”
“That……I just downloaded it casually ah.”
“Why did you download it casually?”
“Just to look at it ah.”
“Look at what?!”
“I was curious ah.” I thought about it then added, “You didn’t think that I wanted to get a divorce from you right?”
He froze for a bit then laid down on the sofa, opened the television, grabbed the bag of watermelon seeds from the coffee table and started cracking them……
Why do I really want to hit him?
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