Chapter 10 (1/2)
Chapter 10: There Is A Girl Called Lan Lan
Lan Lan told her family’s legendary history, “When my dad was seven or eight, he was adopted. The man and woman who adopted him were famous VIPs back then, tch, if you have a bad reincarnation, there’s still this way!”
“After adopting my dad, the woman paid much attention to his education. Regrettably, my dad just wasn’t the type for studying and he spent many years without much promise. In the end, they decided to forget about it, doing business doesn’t need high levels of education. However, before letting him continue the family business, they still needed him to go out and get some experience, no matter what decade it was, there are no pains without gains. Thus, my dad obediently went out to make a living!”
“My dad has raised pigs and raised pearls, he’s partnered with people in raising a chicken farm, f.u.c.k, he’s always in the farming industry is he not! But my dad truly did make some achievements. However, in their eyes, he was complete s.h.i.+t! In the end, they said stop raising animals and come back! We’ve already prepared a wife for you! ”
“My dad was shocked, a wife?! There are still arranged marriages in this year and age ah! No, this has to be opposed! But no matter if it was opposed or not, the main thing was that this affected whether the s.e.x he’d get in the next half of his life would be with lights on or off! So my dad immediately rushed back! As soon as he saw that wife, he turned around and said to my grandpa, then this child will completely depend on father’s decisions!”
“Later there was my sister and later there also was me.”
“When I was little, I would fight with my sis, when I was a bit older, I would fight with my dad. During middle school, I was called Hitler, everyday I would through wind and rain with a group of brothers. In the morning when we went to school, we’d put the watermelon knife in a small shop outside school and after school, we’d use the watermelon knife to cut people, my studies and career aren’t compromised! How harmonious ah! However when my dad found out, how he shouted! He carried the television and threw it at me. At the time, I felt that our father daughter fate was finished until when I later carried the computer and threw it at him which is when I felt that I could still be his daughter.”
“In university, my brotherly relations.h.i.+p with my dad became more and more strong, whatever I wanted he would give me and he gave me a lot. My sister was getting married and there was no one to carry on his family business, ah how worried he was! My sis that scoundrel really ran fast, she married into a rich family and after giving birth to two children, she started living the life I had always yearned for. Now I am miserable ah, after graduating I had to start managing all those stuff, every year I am delegated to go down to the factory lots of times to experience the hards.h.i.+ps ah!”
“Last winter, Expert invited me to go to the spas in j.a.pan. At the time I was at the factory soaking with sweat from carrying things, it was just like a sauna so why would I go to the spas for! Now, I have an income of a hundred thousand a month, myself, not the company, pretty awesome right!! But the problem is every month my spending isn’t even a thousand! Everyday when I get home I’m as tired as a dog, when I get too hungry, I’ll get up and eat some bread then sleep like the dead. When the sun rises again the tragedy starts all over again!”
“Speak! Don’t you guys think that it’s better to just go get married than live this kind of life ah!!”
Dorm Leader: Don’t you guys feel that within this long grieving complaint contains traces of flaunting?
Lan Lan: What flaunting ah! You swap with me and see!
Dorm Leader: Sigh, my stress at the bank is also big ah, don’t I always find you to get you to deposit, ahahahahaha!
Lan Lan: My youth are only these few years, why should they be wasted at these increasing figures on my bank card!!
Expert: Youth ah, right now I want to go to Korea to get surgery done, back then I shouldn’t have done it in China!
Dorm Leader: You’re not a celebrity, getting a auger face and fish eyes, in the future don’t say that you know me.
Lan Lan: Ai, currently it looks like Qing Xi is living the best. Her man has the talent and the looks, and most importantly, he’s especially obedient, am I right. Qing Xi’s work is also relaxing ah and she has a harmonious family, am I right.
Dorm Leader: Where’s Qing Xi?
Expert: She couldn’t have gone to sleep again right?
Qing Xi: ……I was thinking, if we were comparing tragedies, there’s really nothing much to compare. There are lots of people who are going through more hards.h.i.+ps that you guys. I think you are all full with having nothing better to do, go wash up and sleep.
Lan Lan: ……
Expert: ……
Dorm Leader: f.u.c.k, who are you?!
Qing Xi: Girls shouldn’t say f.u.c.k whenever, only men have this ability.
Lan Lan: ……Young Master Xu?
Expert: ^_^
Dorm Leader: ……Xu, Master Xu, aren’t you on a business trip down south? You’re back so fast ahahahaha!
Qing Xi: ……
When I went over, Xu Wei Yu who was in front of the computer hugged me and said, “Fortunately you haven’t been influenced by the company you keep!”
Lan Lan is a girl who is easily irritable and comes to complain to me over anything. For instance: “Ever since that winter when my dad went to take a bath at the bath house and his gold watch in the stolen from the lockers by someone, he determinedly flew to Hong Kong this year and bought a brighter gold watch to come and zhuangbility*! Every time he goes out, he’d rather wear it on his forehead. Just then, that b.a.s.t.a.r.d (her dad) forgot where he put that freaking watch and because he was eating at a high end restaurant, he called me at the company to find it. I couldn’t find it and as a result how he shouted at me ah! In the end, it turns out that when he was sleeping, it fell on on the ground and in the morning when the auntie** was mopping the floor, it was mopped under the bed! After he came back he hugged that watch ah……f.u.c.k I had thought that the person who lost it was the illegitimate son he raised outside!”
*[Showing off]
*[Cleaning lady not real auntie]
Me: “……”
I was once ‘invited’ to stay at Lan Lan’s house for a few days.
I can only say that there is still a big difference between rich people and us ordinary folk. Lan Lan lives alone, her parents have their own respective residences and would occasionally go over to give some fatherly and motherly love.
Lan Lan’s residence had two part times who went over every other day to clean. They didn’t have the key so on the day they came to clean, they would start shouting at exactly 6 o’clock for her to open the door: “Miss, come down to open the door oh! Miss, open the door!”
I would always jump up, startled by the noise and chaotically run downstairs to open the door.
In conclusion, while staying at Lan Lan’s house, I wasn’t able to have a good sleep.
When Lan Lan’s father invited us to eat, it would always be in a private room and he would always be embracing a young lady. The first time I saw it, I was not calm!
Lan Lan was very calm, she said, “One gives money, one gives energy, it’s very fair.”
Later, Lan Lan told me that when she was innocent, she also minded it but ever since she knew that even her mom didn’t care, what was the point of her minding. Compared to feeling contempt for the old man, she felt more sympathetic for that young girl. But she saw that those young girls were enjoying themselves so she couldn’t help but believe that in this world, everything that exists always has a certain degree of rationality to it.
Lan Lan: “Even sores have a reason for existing.”
So this weekend when Lan Lan invited me to go stay at her house for two days, I firmly rejected.
Lan Lan: “Sister, letting you come and enjoy feasts, skin pampering and my credit cards, you don’t want all these??? All three are complete at a one stop service ah!”