Chapter 1 (1/2)

Chapter 1: I Oppose Your Marriage

When I went to England this time, I brought Xiao Di back with me.

Xiao Di had stayed in England for eight years, he went when he was ten so he didn’t get to properly maintain the broad and profound character Chinese people had before it was contaminated.

Today at noon, when I was watering the flowers, I heard him phone his friends and faintly heard the words “son of a b.i.t.c.h“. I frowned and grabbed the cus.h.i.+on on the sofa and threw it over.

Xiao Di glared at me, shocked. The person on the call was probably asking him what had happened, “my dear sister…” he replied, feeling wronged. He thought for quite a while, “She hit me!” I almost had a st.i.tch from laughing.

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In the afternoon, Xu Wei Yu phoned asking whether I was free. I said that I had to stay with Xiao Di. “How old is Xiao Di?” Wei Yu asked deliberately, already knowing the answer.

“Eighteen”, I said.

“He’s of age, don’t worry, nothing will happen.” Wei Yu replied.

Xiao Di was on the side watching me call. Only when I hung up did he drag out the words, “I’m against your marriage!”

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I remember during Spring Festival last year, I went to the airport to pick up Xiao Di and waited half an hour before I saw him. He was wearing a hoodie, had on a pair of sungla.s.ses and pulling his suitcase, he very zhuangbility* walked out from the entrance. Seeing that he was going to smooth his hair from the wind, I pressed on the horn. Xiao Di saw my car and ran over wretchedly, “sister, you’re here!”

*[Zhuangbility- means the person is very zhuang bi–trying to act cool]

I said, “You’re so young, why are you wearing sungla.s.ses? Why are you wearing two rings on one hand? Your hair is so long it’s covering your eyes, so ugly!”

Xiao Di became dejected from my words and the boyfriend who was sitting in the pa.s.senger seat lowered his head and attempted to resist laughing.

After getting on the car, Xiao Bo didn’t dare retort back at me. He could only fake confidence to mock Young Master Shao and take it out on him, “What right do you have to laugh at me? Be careful or else I won’t let my sister marry you!”

Wei Yu gave a “ha” sound, this was a topic he was particularly bothered about. I worriedly glanced at him. However, he said, “Then I won’t be able to marry your sister.”

Eh…..

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This time, I went over to Xiao Di’s place to travel around and played for a week so at night when Xu Wei Yu came to pick me up, after dinner, he asked me in the car, “my heart, when we…….s.e.x?” Wei Yu lived in Germany for 6 years, his German was average but his English was good.

I gently replied, “You were in Germany for so many years, how come you didn’t learn the slightest of their good points?”

Wei Yu replied hurt, “what good points?”

“Strictness, rigorousness and self discipline.”

…….

When I think about it, I’ve known Wei Yu since young, he wasn’t a very talkative person and after going to Germany, he was even more…untalkative. However, towards me, he was constantly pervy.

I remember once, seeing me in a very good mood, he bravely asked, “Dear Xiao Xi, you know, I’ve had a crush on you since primary.”