Part 17 (2/2)

You mean all the great work I'm doing up top, Rogers thought bitterly. His suspicions about Klein had been growing every moment he saw the man work. From what he could tell, Klein hadn't been doing anything other than writing speeches and polis.h.i.+ng his Toastmasters' certificate.

”Yep.” Rogers said.

”Yep.”

They stared at each other for a few long moments, before Rogers realized that they were expecting him to open the door.

”Oh,” he said. ”Right. I have a little bit of a problem. My keycard doesn't seem to work down here. I guess Admiral Klein forgot to add the codes while he was, ah, memorizing enemy battle formations.” Or making me memorize enemy battle formations.

”That's no problem,” the Viking said, covering the distance between Rogers and the doorway in about a fifth of a step. A t.i.tillating sense of excitement washed over him as she came near, and he felt his resolve waver for a brief moment. She swiped her card in the reader and pressed the b.u.t.ton, and the door opened to reveal a giant pile of trash and a very interesting smell.

”There you go,” the Viking said. ”Smells like a sand dragon's a.s.shole in there.”

Even her profanity was exciting. Rogers took a deep breath-something he regretted immediately, given his surroundings-and slowly pushed the cart into the room.

Then he just stood there. He turned around. Mailn and the Viking were just standing there too, looking at him. Mailn raised her eyebrows.

”Well,” Rogers said, ”I'll see you later?”

”Just dump the stuff,” Mailn said. ”Some of the marines are getting together on the training deck to throw each other around for a while. We thought you might like to come.”

Mailn stabbed a secretive finger at the Viking and winked at him. Was she trying to help Rogers' romantic inclinations? Would it work?

Briefly, a vision flashed by of him and the Viking in the training room, alone, bodies sweaty and dressed in those old-fas.h.i.+oned karate uniforms, their belts loosely tied around their waists. She would throw him but not let go, landing on top of him as they rolled around on the mats while the room caught fire. Suddenly, the Viking would be outside, and she would kick down the door to rush in and rescue him from certain peril.

”Are you alright?” she would ask.

”Are you alright?” she really was asking.

”Um,” Rogers said, swallowing hard. He could feel a new layer of sweat coating his entire body. ”No. I mean, yes. I'm fine. It's just that I'll have to, ah, catch up with you later. The admiral's instructions were very specific. I need to take all of the clothes out of the laundry and fold them before I throw them away.”

”That seems kind of pointless,” Mailn said, frowning.

”He's a very particular man,” Rogers said, realizing how stupid he must sound. ”You should see what he does with his straw wrappers.” He held his hand up to his neck. ”Stacks this high. Whatever it takes to be a genius, I guess, right? Ha? Ha?”

The Viking shrugged. ”Whatever, metalhead. We'll be in there for the next six or seven hours, so come by when you're done and I'll have Mailn here show you a thing or two.”

”That sounds great,” Rogers said. ”I think. Thanks for helping me open the door.”

The two marines left, leaving Rogers with only his rapidly beating heart and a bunch of junk for company. The standby light overhead came on as the door closed, giving the whole place an eerie brown-red glow. The ambience-and the smell-made him feel like he was in one . . . particular district of Aaskerdal, an infamous city on Merida Prime. Rogers kind of wished he was there now, except that the Viking wouldn't be there.

”Okay,” Rogers said. ”Okay. Deep breath. Regroup.”

Who the h.e.l.l was he talking to? First the random counting in his room before he'd tried to hang himself, now giving these strange instructions to someone who wasn't there. This place was making him crazy.

Taking a quick glance around the room, he saw that this particular chute contained mostly metallic parts, which didn't explain at all where the smell was coming from. As his eyes pa.s.sed back over the doorframe leading to the corridor, however, he saw a small piece of cardboard-like material hanging from a string. On it were written the words HARD-BOILED EGGS AND SPOILED BEEF STEW. SCENTS BY SNAGGADIR'S.

The distance between the door and the hatch leading to open s.p.a.ce seemed like a monstrous distance, and, in truth, it was. Rogers was basically walking through a large cylinder, the far end terminating in what looked like the three-toothed maw of a metallic giant. Above, wide tubes connected this room to different locations all throughout the s.h.i.+p where items could be discarded. Rogers wondered how they separated all the garbage, but if a computer could (almost) control a squadron of armed robots, it could probably tell the difference between one type of trash and another.

After one of the longest walks in his life, Rogers eventually found himself at the end of the corridor. The three-toothed door was infinitely larger than it had seemed when he'd entered the chute, and the task before him certainly didn't seem any smaller either. Uncovering the laundry cart, he pulled out the components of the VMU and his provisions, which he'd sealed in cryo-wrap and tied together in manageable bundles. Once he got into open s.p.a.ce, he'd have no problem loading them onto the Awesome.

The VMU wasn't exactly his size-beggars couldn't be choosers, after all-but thankfully, it was a little on the big side rather than too small. The thick layer of protective covering would fit snug against his skin when he vented the air pressure, anyway.

Vented the air pressure. Opened the chute to vacuum. Jumped out of a s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p and floated to the Awesome with a bunch of packaged food and a prayer. Rogers felt his body shaking a little as he put his helmet on and started checking the suit's systems. He really wasn't meant for this kind of life. Sneaking around, running away, jumping out of s.p.a.ces.h.i.+ps. It was just too adventurous. Rogers preferred the quiet life, the cla.s.sy drinks, cheating very discreetly at cards.

All the more reason to be done with this soon, he thought. He snapped the last clasps into place and turned on the VMU. The suit, reading the ambient pressure in the area, didn't change anything, but he could hear several air gaskets opening as the suit prepared to do its job. Out in s.p.a.ce, once he flipped the mobility switch on the back of his helmet, it would excrete little puffs of air, triggered by reading Rogers' body movements, to get him where he wanted to go. It was a comfortable, familiar thing; he'd worn these thousands of times while making repairs on the outside of the s.h.i.+p. So, it was a terribly confusing feeling now, since he felt like he was about to s.h.i.+t himself.

He moved over to the control panel to the side of the door, making sure that the SEWR rats weren't going to fly out the hatch as soon as it opened, and examined the controls. It wasn't overly complicated; there was one large red b.u.t.ton and one large green b.u.t.ton. Above the red b.u.t.ton was printed the word SHOOT, and above the green b.u.t.ton was printed the word CHUTE. Rogers thought there might have been a better way to label it.

Underneath the control panel, a warning was issued in yellow lettering. ALL PERSONNEL MUST ENSURE ANY ITEMS AND PERSONNEL NOT INTENDED TO BE JETTISONED ARE FIRMLY SECURED, AND ALL VMUS ARE IN WORKING ORDER BEFORE MANUALLY VENTING THE CHUTE.

Under that sign was another warning.

FIRING THE CHUTE SUPERVISOR OR HIS PRIZE-WINNING BONSAI PLANT COLLECTION INTO FREE s.p.a.cE IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED.

And another, this one printed on actual paper.

TRICKING THE CHUTE SUPERVISOR INTO FIRING HIMSELF OR HIS PRIZE-WINNING BONSAI PLANT COLLECTION INTO FREE s.p.a.cE IS ALSO STRICTLY PROHIBITED. ALSO, WHOEVER STOLE THE LABEL-MAKER, PLEASE BRING IT BACK TO ME ASAP.

Rogers' finger hovered over the red b.u.t.ton as he looked at his datapad. 1502 s.h.i.+p time. If the helmsman had listened to him, the targeting computer would have been off for two minutes and would remain off for the next twenty eight. Just enough to push the Awesome to full burn and get to the Un-s.p.a.ce point. If Hart had moved his s.h.i.+p like he said he would. If the engines were fixed like Hart said they were. If the MPF hadn't confiscated all the credits stored locally on the Awesome's systems.

So many ifs. But there was only one way to find out.

Then someone slapped him on the a.s.s.

”Ah!” Rogers jumped in the air and turned around-no small feat with the added weight of the VMU-expecting to find Admiral Klein, or, worse, Barber Bot standing behind him.

But there was nothing. n.o.body. Just piles of trash.

”What the h.e.l.l?” Rogers said, his voice reverberating through the interior of his helmet.

Though . . . as he peered into the nearest pile of junk, there was something about it that looked familiar. He stepped forward and realized that it wasn't just a pile of sc.r.a.p metal; it was a pile of droid parts. A graveyard of s.h.i.+nies, as it were. And these weren't just any s.h.i.+nies; some were the former members of the AIGCS that had been destroyed during the incident in the training room.

Rogers couldn't remember the details, having been wounded during the courageous execution of his duty, of course, so he'd never gotten to see the extent of the damage. Now he could see it looked like a twisted surgeon suffering from tremors had taken a plasma cutter to them in the middle of an earthquake. They were barely recognizable; in fact, Rogers wouldn't have known they were the droids at all except for one head that had somehow remained intact. Thick, jagged cuts ran all the way down their midsections, spilling their metallic and silicon interiors onto the floor, and a sort of strange engineering curiosity made Rogers bend down and examine them. How did they make these, anyway?

He saw computer boards, hydraulic systems, wires, actuators. Standard stuff, stuff you'd see in just about any piece of computer technology in modern times. One thing, however, stuck out to him. It was an open-faced cube of old-looking parts integrated with magnetic coils and other sophisticated tech, but Rogers had seen it before. It was a power generator that fed off the inertial motion and magnetic charges of artificial gravity generators. Really technical, smart stuff. The droids would never run out of power as long as they were inside a s.h.i.+p that had a modern gravity generator on it.

A question nagged at Rogers' brain, but he was too busy screaming like a wounded lemur to focus on it at the moment, because something had grabbed him again.

He tried jumping up-jumping up just sort of seemed like what you do when you were startled-but he'd been squatting by the pile of destroyed robots. He succeeded, instead, in falling backward hard and doing a very poor impression of an inverted turtle, arms and legs flailing as he forgot how to control his own body.

”Who's there?” he yelled, and received a poke in the kidney as an answer.

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