1 Why a tree??? (1/2)
Everything was black until a stream of light enter my vision and filled up every corner of my eyes.
Where?... oh, that's right, I died. Sorry for the late introduction, my name is... was Haru, I was your run-of-the-mill introvert, I also happened to be a major fugoshi. Whenever I saw two bros hanging out, I couldn't help but fantasize about a steamy relationship between the two, even more so if they were Ike-men. How I died? I was reading the latest update of my favorite bl light novel when I fell down a manhole. Well, I didn't go out in style like I thought I would, then again I didn't think I would die at such a young age either, but at least I reincarnated... I think?
So I seem to be stuck... I've been staring at the same view for the past five minute, I've tried moving my body but nothings happening, I did reincarnate, right? I mean, past life memories, bright light, historical looking view, it's your basic reincarnation novel... oh, maybe I'm not the FL but cannon fodder? But, that still doesn't explain why I can't move... I guess I'll just have to wait for someone to show up and see me.
10 minutes pass...
20 minutes pass...
30 minutes pass...
HOLY \$# IS THIS SOME GODDAMN APOCALYPTIC WORLD OR SOMETHING?!?!
Now you might be saying ”Haru, it's only been half an hour, why are you so impatient.”
Have you ever heard of the phrase ”watching paint dry”? Yeah? Try doing that for half an hour and come back to me.
OH! Shh shut up shh, someone's coming. Holy mother of jebbus he's super hot, like super super hot, like if you took Thor and Ryan Gosling and made a baby with both of their stolen genes, not that I've ever thought about. Hmm... you don't know who those people are? That's what google is for.
But my god, he has all the right muscle in all the right places and hot damn that jawline could crack ice. Eh... wait he's walking over here??? Wha, eh, I, bshebrhdjdbh.
Update: I'm fibe, fine, I'm fine, I'm totally calm.
Update: dhndhdjehxhxshgjshduxfhdkhxgeneyfe... he's laying against me.
Hmm? Wow, now that I have a closer look at him, he really does look like he came straight out of one of those historical dramas... or should I say came gay out. Oh boy, I'm gonna have so much fun shopping this guy with a bunch of other Ike-men, cuz if I've learned anything from that one reverse harem rebirth novel I read, everyone you meet during rebirth is good looking. Wait... is this gonna be a reverse harem? I'd much rather step aside and let it become a bl harem, would this guy be the ML? He doesn't look like a uke though, and yes I'm just gonna assume the center of the harem is and uke, I mean, wouldn't that be more interesting.