Part 21 (1/2)

”That don't matter so much,” said Stalky. ”But the house-masters let their houses alone, and they leave everything to the prefects. Why, in one school, a chap told me, there were big baize doors and a pa.s.sage about a mile long between the house and the master's house. They could do just what they pleased.”

”Satan rebuking sin with a vengeance.”

”Oh, larks are right enough; but you know what we mean, Padre. After a bit it gets worse an' worse. Then there's a big bust-up and a row that gets into the papers, and a lot of chaps are expelled, you know.”

”Always the wrong un's; don't forget that. Have a cup of cocoa, Padre?”

said McTurk with the kettle.

”No, thanks; I'm smoking. Always the wrong 'uns? Pro-ceed, my Stalky.”

”And then”--Stalky warmed to the work--”everybody says, 'Who'd ha'

thought it? Shockin' boys! Wicked little kids!' It all comes of havin'

married house-masters, _I_ think.”

”A Daniel come to judgment.”

”But it does,” McTurk interrupted. ”I've met chaps in the holidays, an'

they've told me the same thing. It looks awfully pretty for one's people to see--a nice separate house with a nice lady in charge, an' all that.

But it isn't. It takes the house-masters off their work, and it gives the prefects a heap too much power, an'--an'--it rots up everything. You see, it isn't as if we were just an ordinary school. We take crammers'

rejections as well as good little boys like Stalky. We've got to do that to make our name, of course, and we get 'em into Sandhurst somehow or other, don't we?”

”True, O Turk. Like a book thou talkest, Turkey.”

”And so we want rather different masters, don't you think so, to other places? We aren't like the rest of the schools.”

”It leads to all sorts of bullyin', too, a chap told me,” said Beetle.

”Well, you _do_ need most of a single man's time, I must say.” The Reverend John considered his hosts critically. ”But do you never feel that the world--the Common-room--is too much with you sometimes?”

”Not exactly--in summer, anyhow.” Stalky's eye roved contentedly to the window. ”Our bounds are pretty big, too, and they leave us to ourselves a good deal.”

”For example, here am I sitting in your study, very much in your way, eh?”

”Indeed you aren't, Padre. Sit down. Don't go, sir. You know we're glad whenever you come.”

There was no doubting the sincerity of the voices. The Reverend John flushed a little with pleasure and refilled his briar.

”And we generally know where the Common-room are,” said Beetle triumphantly. ”Didn't you come through our lower dormitories last night after ten, sir?”

”I went to smoke a pipe with your house-master. No, I didn't give him any impressions. I took a short cut through your dormitories.”

”I sniffed a whiff of 'baccy, this mornin'. Yours is stronger than Mr.

Prout's. _I_ knew,” said Beetle, wagging his head.

”Good heavens!” said the Reverend John absently. It was some years before Beetle perceived that this was rather a tribute to innocence than observation. The long, light, blindless dormitories, devoid of inner doors, were crossed at all hours of the night by masters visiting one another; for bachelors sit up later than married folk. Beetle had never dreamed that there might be a purpose in this steady policing.

”Talking about bullying,” the Reverend John resumed, ”you all caught it pretty hot when you were f.a.gs, didn't you?”