Part 12 (2/2)

Then came the two comedians. They talked with fearful rapidity; their wit and repartee seemed inexhaustible.

”As I was going down the street yesterday--”

”Ah! as YOU were going down the street--all right.”

”I saw a girl at a window----”

”YOU saw a girl at a window.”

”And this girl she was a corker----”

”Ah! as YOU were going down the street yesterday YOU saw a girl at a window, and this girl she was a corker. All right, go on.”

The other comedian went on. The joke was suddenly evolved. A certain phrase led to a song, which was sung with lightning rapidity, each performer making precisely the same gestures at precisely the same instant. They were irresistible. McTeague, though he caught but a third of the jokes, could have listened all night.

After the comedians had gone out, the iron advertis.e.m.e.nt curtain was let down.

”What comes now?” said McTeague, bewildered.

”It's the intermission of fifteen minutes now.”

The musicians disappeared through the rabbit hutch, and the audience stirred and stretched itself. Most of the young men left their seats.

During this intermission McTeague and his party had ”refreshments.” Mrs.

Sieppe and Trina had Queen Charlottes, McTeague drank a gla.s.s of beer, Owgooste ate the orange and one of the bananas. He begged for a gla.s.s of lemonade, which was finally given him.

”Joost to geep um quiet,” observed Mrs. Sieppe.

But almost immediately after drinking his lemonade Owgooste was seized with a sudden restlessness. He twisted and wriggled in his seat, swinging his legs violently, looking about him with eyes full of a vague distress. At length, just as the musicians were returning, he stood up and whispered energetically in his mother's ear. Mrs. Sieppe was exasperated at once.

”No, no,” she cried, reseating him brusquely.

The performance was resumed. A lightning artist appeared, drawing caricatures and portraits with incredible swiftness. He even went so far as to ask for subjects from the audience, and the names of prominent men were shouted to him from the gallery. He drew portraits of the President, of Grant, of Was.h.i.+ngton, of Napoleon Bonaparte, of Bismarck, of Garibaldi, of P. T. Barnum.

And so the evening pa.s.sed. The hall grew very hot, and the smoke of innumerable cigars made the eyes smart. A thick blue mist hung low over the heads of the audience. The air was full of varied smells--the smell of stale cigars, of flat beer, of orange peel, of gas, of sachet powders, and of cheap perfumery.

One ”artist” after another came upon the stage. McTeague's attention never wandered for a minute. Trina and her mother enjoyed themselves hugely. At every moment they made comments to one another, their eyes never leaving the stage.

”Ain't dot fool joost too funny?”

”That's a pretty song. Don't you like that kind of a song?”

”Wonderful! It's wonderful! Yes, yes, wonderful! That's the word.”

Owgooste, however, lost interest. He stood up in his place, his back to the stage, chewing a piece of orange peel and watching a little girl in her father's lap across the aisle, his eyes fixed in a gla.s.sy, ox-like stare. But he was uneasy. He danced from one foot to the other, and at intervals appealed in hoa.r.s.e whispers to his mother, who disdained an answer.

”Ma, say, ma-ah,” he whined, abstractedly chewing his orange peel, staring at the little girl.

”Ma-ah, say, ma.” At times his monotonous plaint reached his mother's consciousness. She suddenly realized what this was that was annoying her.

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