Chapter 703 (1/2)
Long Ai (1)
“Hahahaha… Aunt… That’s hilarious… Aunt…” The little cousin was laughing uncontrollably as if she’d heard the funniest joke in the world.
“Aren’t you?” said Ye Lang cluelessly.
“She’s an aunt, but she’s my aunt, not my father’s! She’s Father’s little sister!” said the little cousin while laughing. She looked at the lady, who wanted to beat her up.
“Hey, kid, don’t lie to me. She looks older than your father…” Ye Lang did not believe it.
“I’m not lying, she’s Father’s little sister, though she looks older than him! Also, don’t call me that, I’m not little anymore!” protested the little cousin.
Ye Lang looked at the lady’s face, then turned around. “I still don’t believe it!”
“Haha…”
“...” The lady’s face darkened, she had been thoroughly embarrassed.
“Mother, calm down. We do not argue with people who are on their deathbeds,” said the lady’s daughter coldly. She looked at him with hostility.
“Brother, why aren’t you sending your men to kill him? Or are you happy to see your younger sister insulted like that?” The lady turned her blade towards the emperor, who had been watching the show.
“Sister, it’s not up to me. While what he said was inappropriate, it’s the truth. And we still have to find out the truth before deciding anything,” said the emperor solemnly.
“Truth…. Do I look that old?” mumbled the lady, clenching her teeth.
“Cough cough… You, tell me what you’re here for,” yelled the emperor at Ye Lang.
“I’m here to deliver flowers! SOMEONE insisted on annoying me so I’ve been busy with her flowers these few days. I brought the flowers here, then checked on it. Since all is well, I decided to roast some chicken wings, I didn’t expect…” said Ye Lang.
“What?! You’re roasting chicken wings in my garden? No wonder you’re holding a chicken wing…” The Vermilion Bird Emperor recalled something when he saw the skewer of chicken wings.
“Brother, you’re acting so oddly! Why are you still listening to him? Who would believe such a stupid excuse? Roasting chicken wings?!” scoffed the lady, thinking these were all lies.
Some of the people here thought Ye Lang was lying but if they knew he was Ye Lang, they’d believe him.
What couldn’t he do? It was already great he didn’t roast his chicken in the throne room.
“I believe him, if it’s him…” said the emperor.
“What?” The lady couldn’t believe her ears.
“Nothing! Kid, are you here to deliver flowers? ANy other motives?” asked the emperor.
“None!” Ye Lang shook his head.
“To hell with this! Aren’t you here to meet anyone or something?” barked the emperor. He was very irritated by Ye Lang’s answer.
“What servant? His little cousin sister is Little Ai… Sister, he is…” The emperor was about to explain Ye Lang’s identity when someone interrupted him.