Chapter 301 (1/2)

A Lady? (1)

“...You’re the odd one, couldn’t you tell...” said the seventh princess, but she was interrupted by a laughing Ye Lanyu before she could finish.

“Shut up! Brother, let me ask you, have you both done -anything- while you were with Alvin?”

“No, he has always kept his distance. Perhaps because he’s half-elf,” said Ye Lang, shaking his head.

“Too bad,” said Ye Lanyu, a little disappointed.

“What too bad? Ye Lanyu, I’m warning you, don’t ruin Ye Lang with your filthy mind!” roared the seventh princess as she pulled Ye Lang closer to her.

“What? He’s worse than me, alright? He went to the brothel when he was five,” Ye Lanyu pulled Ye Lang back.

“...” Alvin and the rest fell silent. Five…

“?? What are you talking about?” Ye Lang was very confused.

“You’re slow. It’s been so long, and you didn’t know?” Ye Lanyu shook her head, smiling.

“Ye Lang, you’re so cute!” the seventh princess hugged him and gave him a light peck on his face.

“??”

He was very confused. What were they talking about?

“Mother, what are they talking about? I don’t understand?” Chen Pi and Ye Lang were both very confused.

“My child, this nice elf is a lady, she’s not a man,” said the old woman.

Chen Pi was shocked, muttering, “What? A lady?”

“Who’s a lady? Alvin?” Ye Lang regarded Alvin from head to toe after hearing the old woman.

Ye Lang shook his head, “Well she’s definitely not talking about you.”

“...”

Everyone fell silent again. The confused genius doctor was confused indeed.

“Why definitely not me?” Alvin looked at Ye Lang, feeling wronged.

“Yeah, little brother, why do you think she’s not?” asked Ye Lanyu curiously.

“Look at him, he’s so skinny, and he doesn’t have a chest. He doesn’t look like a girl at all,” said Ye Lang pointing at Alvin.

“...” Alvin covered himself immediately, blushing through his tanned skin.

“You’re stupid, what are you saying? Girls must have huge breasts?” Ye Lanyu knocked his head.

He thought for a moment, then as if suddenly understanding something, “Ohh, I know! Some girls are flat so this is quite normal! Come to think of it, if Alvin had a little more in the chest, he would look a lot like a woman.”

He continued, “Your eyes are so pretty, your skin so smooth. You’re tanned, you look very healthy. It’s alright if you don’t have a chest, it’s all the same!”

“I do, please stop talking about it!” Alvin was upset now.

“...” Ye Lang gave up trying to see.