Part 39 (2/2)
Mr. Hicks, who frequently joined in the conversation when anything interested him, snorted from the kitchen doorway:
”Ill? You couldn't make him 'ill' with a club with nails in it--that feller.”
”Oh, how dread-ful!” Aunt Lizzie clasped her hands, and looked at the brutal cook reprovingly.
”Perhaps one of us had better awaken him,” Miss Eyester suggested. ”He should eat something.”
”Hor! Hor! Hor!” Mr. Hicks laughed raucously. ”Maybe he don't feel like eating. Let him alone and he'll come out of it.”
Miss Eyester resented the aspersion the meaning of which was now plain to everybody, and said with dignity, rising:
”If no one else will call him, I shall.”
”Rum has been the curse of the nation,” observed Mr. Budlong to whom even a thimbleful gave a headache.
”I wish I had a barrel of it,” growled old Mr. Penrose. ”When I get home I'm going to get me a worm and make moons.h.i.+ne.”
”Oh, how dread-ful!”
”'Tain't,” Mr. Penrose contradicted Aunt Lizzie, curtly.
”'Tis!” retorted Aunt Lizzie.
They glared at each other balefully, and while everybody waited to hear if she could think of anything else to say to him, Miss Eyester returned panting:
”The door's locked and there's a towel pinned over the window.”
”No!” They exclaimed in chorus, and looked at Wallie. ”Do you suppose any thing's happened?”
”He locked the door because he does not want to be disturbed, and the towel is to keep the light out,” Mr. Stott deduced.
”Of _course_!” They all laughed heartily and admired Mr. Stott's shrewdness.
”Any fool would have thought of that,” growled Mr. Penrose.
”You think you know everything,” said Aunt Lizzie, in whom his threat to make moons.h.i.+ne and break the law still rankled.
”I know quite a lot, if I could just think of it,” replied Mr. Penrose almost good-naturedly.
”All the same,” declared the cook, scouring a frying-pan in the doorway, ”it's not like him to go to all that trouble just to sleep. I'll go up and see if I can raise him.”
Even in the dining room they could hear Mr. Hicks banging on the door with the frying-pan, and calling. He returned in a few minutes.
”There's something queer about it. It's still as a graveyard. He ain't snoring.”
”Could he have made way with himself?” Mr. Appel's tone was sepulchral.
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