Part 14 (2/2)

So, in constant conflict with Sir Hudson, who refused to call him by his t.i.tle, and whom in consequence he refused to call by his proper name, answering such epithets as ”Corporal” and ”Major” with a savagely-spoken ”Delaware” or an ironically respectful ”Mohawk,”

Bonaparte dwelt at St. Helena until the 5th of May, 1821, when, historians tell us, he died. This is an error, for upon that date Bonaparte escaped. He had fought death too many times to succ.u.mb to him now, and, while the writers of history have in a sense stated the truth when they say that he pa.s.sed away in the night, their readers have gained a false impression. It is the fact that Napoleon Bonaparte, like Dante and Virgil, pa.s.sed over the dark river Styx as the honored leader of the rebellious forces of Hades. He did pa.s.s away in the night, but he went as he went from Elba, and, as we shall see, with more successful results.

For years the Government of Erebus had been unsatisfactory to many of its subjects, mainly on account of the arbitrary methods of the Weather Department.

”We are in a perpetual broil here,” Caesar had said, ”and I for one am getting tired of it. The country demands a change. This administration doesn't give us anything but dog-days.”

For this the Roman warrior had been arrested and kept in an oven at the rear of the Erebian Tuileries, as Apollyon's Palace was called, for two centuries.

”The next rebel gets a gridiron, and the third will be served to Cerberus en brochette,” cried Apollyon.

Thus matters had gone on for five or six hundred years, and no one had ventured to complain further, particularly in view of Caesar's comments upon the horrid details of his incarceration published several years after his release, under the t.i.tle of ”Two Centuries in an Oven; or, Four Thousand and Six in the Shade.”

At the end of the eighteenth century, however, the aspect of affairs had changed. Apollyon had spent a great deal of his time abroad, and had failed to note how the revolution in America, the Reign of Terror in France, and the subsequent wars in Europe had materially increased the forces of the Republican Party in Hades. The French arrivals alone should have been sufficient to convince Apollyon that his attention to domestic affairs was needed, and that the Americanization of his domain was gaining a most considerable headway. All the movement really needed was a leader, but there was none to lead.

”Caesar's book has made us timid. I don't want any of it,” said Alcibiades.

”I've had enough of public life,” said Charlemagne.

”It's hot enough for us as it is,” said all four of the ”Three Musketeers.”

”We'll have to get somebody who is not aware of the possibilities of our climate,” observed Frederick the Great.

”Try Napoleon Bonaparte,” suggested Louis XIV., with a chuckle, feeling that here was an opportunity to do one of two things, to get even with Apollyon, or, in case of the failure of the rebellion, to be revenged upon Bonaparte for his treatment of the Bourbons by securing for him the warmest reception the Kingdom of Hades could afford.

The suggestion, according to doc.u.ments at hand which seem to be veracious, was adopted with enthusiasm. The exile was communicated with, and joy settled upon the people of Hades when word was received that Bonaparte was on his way. As we have seen, on the night of the 5th of May he left St. Helena, and on the 10th he landed on the right bank of the Styx. A magnificent army awaited him. To the Old Guard, many of whom had preceded him, was accorded the position of honor, and as Bonaparte stepped ash.o.r.e the roof of Erebus was rent with vivas. Such a scene has never been witnessed before, and may never be witnessed again. The populace flocked about him, and strove to kiss his hand; some went so far as to clip off samples of his uniform to treasure in their homes. It was evident that the government must look to itself.

”What is this noise?” asked Apollyon, who had returned to his domain only the night before.

”Bonaparte has arrived,” returned the head Imp, ”and the people are in revolt.”

Apollyon paled and summoned his ministers.

Meanwhile Bonaparte had held a council of war, appointing Caesar, Pompey, Alcibiades, and Charlemagne marshals of Hades.

”The first thing to be done is to capture the coal-yards,” he said, taking in the situation at a glance. ”Caesar, let the coal-yards be your care. Alcibiades will take the Three Musketeers, and by night will make a detour to the other side of the palace and open the sluices of the vitriol reservoir, which I understand run into the Styx. Pompey will surprise the stokers in the national engine-room with a force of ten thousand, put out the fires, and await further orders. Charlemagne will accompany me with the army to the palace, where I shall demand an audience with the king.”

It will be seen at once that, granting the success of all these manoeuvres, Apollyon could not possibly hold out. As the Hollanders had only water with which to flood their country and rout their enemies, so Apollyon had only fire with which to wither an invader or a rebellious force. The quick mind of Bonaparte took this in on the instant. He was no longer listless and sleepy, for here was the grandest opportunity of his life, and he knew it.

Fortune favored him. In Hades fortune was a material personality, and not an abstract idea as she is with us, and when she met Bonaparte on his triumphal march along the Styx, she yielded to that fascination which even phlegmatic Englishmen could not deny that he possessed; and when at this meeting the man of the hour took her by the hand and breathed softly into her ear that she was in very truth the only woman he had ever loved, she instinctively felt that he had at last spoken from his heart of hearts.

”I believe you, Bonaparte,” she murmured softly, ”and I think I have shown you in the past that I am not indifferent to you. I am with you--Apollyon is doomed.”

Thus encouraged, Bonaparte, followed by his constantly growing army, proceeded to the palace.

Apollyon received him with dignity.

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